has anybody seen my will to live? I got $2 for whoever can find it, it's scared and lonely
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body of water? more like come water my body
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ooo ouchie eueueueueue
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oompa loompa bees confirmed
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what if bees were orange
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adventure time? more like
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to end the world by your side is nothing. for you are my world and nothing is ending you but me
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maybe i'd take anything you wanted me to?
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if you took a bullet just to prove your love you got some dependency issues and I love that for you
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A lifetime supply of cucumbers would fix 100% of my problems
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what "accident" would guarantee me a lifetime supply of pickles
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are you gonna girly a pop or pop a girly?
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graphite is the pocky of lead
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he would go anywhere willingly if you dangle a plastic bag full of lead paint in front of his face
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I would go to prison willingly if it were barbie flavored
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the moment you turn 16 it's proven you become at least 30% more girlypop.
on that iconic birthday there is a change on a microscopic level that directly alters your DNA, giving a FUCK THIS mindset as well as a sudden, feral urge to listen to Toxic by Britney Spears.
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what's a braincell and why don't any hot bitches have them
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