i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.
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Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That’s too bad.
Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don’t give a fuck.
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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Sigmar Polke - Agate Windows in Grossmünster, Zurich, 2006
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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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Took my cube to the charity shop today
Me: hi I've got this for you
Volunteer: what is it?
Me: it's a donation
Volunteer: no what IS it
Me: it's just like a shelf?
Volunteer: can you turn it around so I can see how it works
[I rotate the cube so the top is upwards. This makes no different to the appearance of the cube]
Volunteer: did it come off a chest of drawers or something?
[the charity shop does not take stuff that's broken or missing pieces]
Me: no it came like this
Me: from Argos
Volunteer: what's it for?
Me: it's a shelf
Volunteer, visibly skeptical: ok. Put it over there I guess.
Me: it really did come like this
Volunteer: I don't doubt you
Volunteer: put it over there and we'll see if anyone wants to buy it
Me: ok
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What in the world is happening here? Beautiful, historic 1800 farmhouse in Perkiomenville, PA was restored by the current owner. Some interesting design choices were incorporated into this wonderful piece of history. It has 4bds, 2ba, 9.33 acres of land, and they're asking $795K. Take a look at what they've done.
Now, as anyone familiar with American History knows, the slide was an efficient replacement for stairs in early 1800 farmhouses. It was higher at the bottom so a stool could be placed underneath, with a cow ready to be milked.
I appreciate that they left the floors and this wonderful fireplace. Why, though, do clean, straight walls look so out of place? What would look better? Maybe some texture?
Lovely. The big old pot over the fire.
They stood a vintage statue of St. Francis, the patron saint of animals in fireplace. Not exactly the place of honor I would expect.
The living room is very large and has a new fireplace. Lovely original stone peeks out of the drywall like wainscoting.
They put in a modern kitchen, although it looks like an island is missing. The pots are just dangling in the middle of the ceiling.
Family room. In order to sell any home, you must include at least one stylish griege room.
Plus a vintage/modern bath combo. Don't forget the gray walls.
I have no idea what's going on in here. It's a large bedroom with Buzz Lightyear running on air near the ceiling and some weird wiring for the chandelier.
The primary bedroom has fabric draped over the beams to create a romantic retreat.
Some work was begun here.
Lots of wires, here.
The property is beautiful. Is that a little smokehouse?
Look at this wonderful barn that needs to be saved.
I don't know what's going on, but this property is a living museum and it looks like there's been some demo.
Everything here has been wiped out. The devastation.
It's a beautiful piece of property- the Perkiomen Creek runs alongside the 9.33 acre farm.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10-Walnut-Ln-Perkiomenville-PA-18074/9946795_zpid/?
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if i leave you then maybe i won’t have to miss you so much by Ali Shapiro
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MOST IMPORTANTLY WHERE IS THE LOVE
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as a lesbian I do think the way other queer people, especially queer men, constantly and consistently punch down on bi women is insane. I just saw a gay man on tiktok make a like 2 minute video cracking jokes about bi women who have boyfriends and it's just like...... on what planet is that his business? why isn't he making these videos about bi men dating women? like these tiktoks/posts/tweets are RARELY about bi men. it's always bi women. like it's been said to death but there 100% is the belief that bi women are secretly straight and bi men are secretly gay. and it's so disappointing.
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MOST IMPORTANTLY WHERE IS THE LOVE
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