beesintheimpala

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i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

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She gives me life.

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My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

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Uh, mom… you chose to be an idiot. Black people weren’t given a choice.

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Passive aggressive office notes that are so funny that you can’t even be mad.

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ideal transformation:

short

simplistic

dynamic

rhythmic

doremi. i’m talking about doremi’s transformations.

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when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like

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difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

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people who text me when I’m sleeping or at work have no idea how happy it makes me like finishing work and reading cute messages or waking up and reading sweet messages like I can’t think of anything better REALLY

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meirl

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what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

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anyways if u think “mountains will be taller and have more snow and we’ll have a second sheep ″ is equal or greater to frogs and new loot opportunities and a new wood type i just wanna ask why

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So my friend and I have had a joke going around that we kinda look like Ned and Peter from Spider Man. She could pull off a feminine Ned, while I could pull off a feminine Peter

Well... I got a couple more friends together to play MJ and Flash and oh my god

damn

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Hulk + normal flesh tone Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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the revengers: they’re trying