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ironically, if things hadn't crashed then I would have a $10k/month money firehose to point at my friends in need.

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It's not your fault, it seems like it's always been a mistake for me to try to interact with anyone, either here or anywhere else. I should have just taken the hint and deleted my tumblr and everything else years ago.

I was trying to avoid arguing on the internet and I even went and scrubbed a sink about it but I was still annoyed after so I failed and did an argue

Sorry

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tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

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WHAT!!!!

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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

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(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.

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FICSIT Felix Jr.

(A dumb joke aimed at the cross section of Disney animation fans and Satisfactory enjoyers)

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Out-Of-State Property Management Company

"We're not the kind of property management company that 'does things'," the property manager repeated for the dozenth time, exactly fulfilling my expectations of the new out-of-state owner, "We're the kind of property management company that just sits on our butt and collects money," he adds, not realizing that his company has been in breach of contract for the last six months and has now collected 'felony' amounts of money for a service they are not providing.

"Alright," I say, already drafting multiple letters to state regulatory agencies.

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Wow, this is the perfect demonstration of what happened to Disney. Everything is now designed by committee, whether the original creator wants that or not, and goes through so many layers of corporate middlemen/women that I'm surprised the GF folks were able to produce any content at all.

Seriously in another decade every Disney show will just be a recording of a damp sponge, at least until someone manages to get imaginarily offended at that and then it'll just be static.

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

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Chicken UNDERPASS

Researching and I just found the BEST term.

Chicken Moat.

CHICKEN MOAT.

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Always keep at least half a tank of gas in your vehicle.

If you buy MREs or something like that, keep them in a bag in the fridge so you can just grab the bag. Don't leave them in your car, their long estimated shelf life is based on them being stored in a temperature-controlled warehouse for most of that time. They won't last a year in your car.

The evacuation prep poster is done! This poster is designed primarily with wildfires in mind, but the tips can apply to preparing for any much any disaster.

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[[Image ID: A poster including a layered graphic showing what items to have ready to prepare for evacuating your home based on how much warning you have that you need to evacuate. The inner, red, level is labeled "No Warning." The next, orange, level is labeled "Less Than an Hour." The next, yellow, level is labeled "More Than an Hour." The final, green, level is labeled "General Preparedness." The items associated with each level and the text are included below. /end ID.]]

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Evacuation Prep:

As the world changes, it is important to be prepared to safely and efficiently evacuate your home, potentially with little or no warning. Preparing ahead of time can help to reduce stress and anxiety, and help you evacuate safely if the time comes.

Red Level (No Warning): People | Pets | Keys. Human life matters most. If you can't rescue your pets, let them out to give them their best chance. If evacuating by car, don't forget your keys.

Orange Level (Less Than an Hour): Crucial Meds | Important Papers | Money | Paper Map | Pet Vaccination Records. Crucial meds and medical equipment. Papers including passports, birth certificates, medical records, etc.. Multiple forms of payment. Paper map with marked evac routes in case of signal loss. Phone. Most evac centers require vaccine records for pets to be allowed in.

Yellow Level (More Than an Hour): Photos | Hard Drives | Computers | Chargers | Irreplaceable Items | OTC Meds | Pet Supplies | Pet Food | Clothes | Weather Gear. Family photos. Hard drives and computers. Make digital backups ahead of time. Charging cords. Irreplaceable items such as collectibles and mementos. Over the counter medical supplies such as Aspirin and tampons. Pet supplies such as bowls, crates, toys, and litter. Pet food and treats. Clothes. If you are running out of time grab your laundry basket. Weather gear if needed.

Green Level (General Preparedness): Food | Water | Radio | N95 Masks | Multitool | Power Pack | Gas | Stove + Fuel | Flashlight | Toiletries | Emergency Contact Info | Bedding | First Aid | Can Opener. Easy prep, shelf-stable food. Water. Battery powered/rechargeable NOAA weather radio. N95 masks for smoke. A multitool. Rechargeable power pack for phones. Keep your car at least partially fueled at all times. Portable stove and fuel for cooking food without power. Flashlight and spare batteries. Toiletries including hair products, toothbrush and paste, etc.. Emergency contact info for friends and loved ones. Spare pillows and blankets. Dedicated first aid kit. Can opener.

Save yourself time and stress by preparing an evacuation bag ahead of time and keep it in an easy to access place. At the end of every season rotate out the perishable items within such as food, water, and medications. The more you can keep in the bag, the more time you'll have to grab everything else. Remember, it is okay if you can't do everything. Some preparation is better than no preparation.

If you are in the U.S.A. and experiencing disaster related anxiety call the Disaster Distress Hotline at 1-800-985-5990 for support and resources.

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The key part is "does it taste better than normal"? Not just good, but, like, oddly good. I've personally experienced this, ONCE, a few years ago. I had been drinking a lot of water and not eating much salty foods.

I've also had cravings for certain foods at times, more than just "I'd like X food" - and no not ice cream or such, I'm talking about certain vegetables or fruits, or orange juice (Vitamin C), etc. During wintertime salads were especially delicious.

If you believe you are presently low on sodium, rather than randomly tasting salt and trying to decide if it tastes better than it usually does, a more reliable method might be to think about what foods you've eaten in the last 24 hours, how much plain water you've drunk, and if you might be low in sodium or other nutrients, or just hungry in general. If you realize you haven't had much salty food, try eating a few saltines or pretzels or something, rather than just eating salt straight up. It's easy to go from too little to too much. Have a few, wait a bit, see how you feel then.

Cannot believe I’m making this post but PSA! The “salt lick test” is not a medical test for sodium deficiency, it’s what some random fuck on this site calls eating as much salt as they think tastes good. Please stop taking medical advice from this site dear fuck. Sodium is not something our bodies adjust flavor to in response to how much we need it. Hypertension (high sodium, high bp) is much more common than hypotension (low salt, low bp) and can kill you. Low blood pressure, while sometimes uncomfortable, is a much less dangerous state. Do not just eat salt until you’re tired of eating salt. Fuck.

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The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.

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Felt like doing something picture book like.

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To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

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Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.