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What is your favourite small, painfully human gesture?

and also if we can just:

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Tango: I just have one question for you.

Grian: What?

Tango: [rips off his fake mustache in one dramatic swipe]

Tango: How did you know it was me?

Grian: Get out of here

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Grian: You alright over there?

Mumbo: I am a professio-

Grian: You inhaled redstone again

Mumbo: *Quietly coughs

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Joe: Franklin D. Roosevelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself

Joe: but I believe that raccoons should also be feared

Joe: they are evil

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Gem: Potted plants are an exclusive form of weaponry.

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I am now watching Hermitcraft and it’s pretty funny. I first watched third life and last life but I can’t recall much from both other than sand duo in the first. Last life just went past my brain.

This tradition of drawing incorrect quote continues still and this time it’s from @incorrect-hermitcraft

the quote

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Mumbo: The world is so bright…

Grian: Well, you ARE looking at a light fixture.

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Mumbo: Scar, I’m 25, I don’t have a Christmas list anymore

Impulse: I do!

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Scar: Mumbo are you a vampire?

Scar: You know because you're tall and pale and eyes glow all red and stuff

Mumbo: haha no that's just the redstone poisoning

Scar: excuse me, the WHAT??

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Etho: This song is called “What I Want For Christmas”

Etho: [plays a note on the piano] Money

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Pearl: [is wearing silly Christmas antlers]

Grian: Pearl take those things off

Pearl: No! I shan’t. It’s Christmas!

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Bdubs: Merry Christmas. I’m your present.

Etho: Can I have the receipt

Bdubs, offended: WOW

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Mumbo: bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl.

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Grian: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'.

Grian: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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grian: [makes mumbo a cup of tea but puts salt in it]

mumbo: [sips tea]

grian:

mumbo: [finishes tea]

grian: didn’t it taste bad?

mumbo: yeah, but i didn't want to hurt your feelings so i drank it all

grian, tearing up: oh, okay

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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

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Why is he cute?