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beeteljuice · 1 year
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yes btw i want homeless people to be able to sleep on benches in the metro. yes even if they are drunk. yes even if they smell bad.
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beeteljuice · 1 year
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game: level recommendation 12-15
me: i’m at level 8 let’s go
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beeteljuice · 1 year
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pleaaaaaase y'all the process of having a manufacturing facility declared kosher has nothing to do with a rabbi blessing the food
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase stop
you can literally google what is required
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beeteljuice · 1 year
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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the intimacy of being tired together. a head on a chest while falling asleep to the thump thump thump of your love’s heart. those delirious giggles you get directed at nothing in particular. to be wrapped in a cocoon of blankets on a cold winter’s night, bodies as close and intertwined as humanly possible to keep warm. there’s nothing i want more than to drift off in the arms of the one i love.
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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Can we please get some positivity for unhealthy fat people? Like the fat people who overeat and eat a lot of unhealthy food. Chronically ill fat people. Diabetic fat people, especially type 2 diabetic fat folks. Etc. I’m sick of reading fat positivity post about how “fat people are healthy too” like yeah some are but I’m not and a lot of other folks aren’t. We want to be included in positivity too.
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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love really just is *sharing blankets* *driving together in silence* *this song made me think of you* *i made them for you* *having the most fun just talking* *cold hands warm hearts* *i got home safe* *you said you needed one so i found one for you*
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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Storms draw something out of us that calm seas don't
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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why is no one talking about this???
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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kingdom hearts: look here’s mickey and his friends :)
kingdom hearts: this character needs to die so that you can live. he shouldn’t have existed in the first place and he can’t feel emotions, but is his life any less meaningful than yours because of that? discuss.
kingdom hearts: haha winnie the pooh :)
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beeteljuice · 2 years
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what’s everyone’s accents i’m curious now
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