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goes back to medieval times

oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go

me: i knew it

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

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hey im so sorry for the fucked up question but im SOOO curious if yall have answers for me

if you were going to be cannibalized but you got to choose what meal you would be made into, what would it be?

i'd want to be made into a jambalaya and served with cornbread

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