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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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Tied together

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Just love these differences between Bob & John.

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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Sorry if I don’t finish my fanfic before the world ends

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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i need someone to edit sentryagent to party 4 u by charli xcx

(specifically 2:49–3:24 to really capture the mutual pining vibes)

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do you ever think about the fact that while John was having a great time carelessly playing football and enjoying his teenage years, Bob was doing his best to survive every single day of his life, Yelena was being forced to be a murderer and was trained in the most horrific ways, Ava was locked in a lab and suffered from the constant pain, and Bucky was the winter soldier going through horrible torture and was forced to do what hydra told him to without even remembering who he actually was. like that’s insane

and they'll all become a family in the distant future

can you imagine if someone had told them that at the time

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The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

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LET'S GO LESBIANS!!!

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Forgot to post this last night :))

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Tbh at this point I feel like meeting SFTH irl would solve all my mental health issues

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This blurry teaser is killing me lmaooo

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Okay I adored the new longform

Also vesper mention in the Q&A yesterday 😭

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putting yourself through the horrors of having glitter in your beard for the sake of allyship has got to be the sexiest thing a man can do. second only to being transgender.