beets-are-not-green
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20something, he/himif this looks like a riverdale blog don't worry about it i'm just going through something
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these guys being archie, veronica, jughead and betty lmfao she's never beating the hater allegations
#ma'am that's your daughter he's talking about you're directly responsible for her lack of chill#riverdale#riverdale rewatch
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fell in love with a movie poster tonight lads
#riverdale#beronica#i guess#my art#based on the film “the children's hour”'s poster (1961)#somehow my favorite part of this drawing is tiny archie..?
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i haven't drawn on my old computer in years, have a spooked looking josie mccoy with the very nice look she only had for one (1) episode
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When Faith and Buffy are together then Faith is Buffy’s boyfriend. But when they’re not together then Faith is Buffy’s ex-wife
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When Spike and Buffy are together then Spike is Buffy’s wife. But when they’re not together then Spike is Buffy’s ex-boyfriend
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#Can you imagine employing this man#you hire a published author to teach children about literature and he goes on rampages about mole people#these kids are gonna have some LORE#riverdale#riverdale spoilers
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many of u will be turned away from heaven and when you ask why, god will say “you made riverdale about boring het ships”
#“riverdale is bad” maybe but how about you stop straightwatching for a moment#“I stopped watching when it got weird” your straightfilter is keeping your third eye from opening#riverdale
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go on more walks. walk for no reason. walk to solve a problem. walk to blow off steam. walk to get outside. walk to listen, read, and learn. walk to escape distractions. walk to improve your health. walk to think. a simple walking habit can change absolutely everything.
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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Average experience for Sunnydale residents running into Buffy and Spike outside The Bronze circa season 6
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for about 20 seconds there was a french lesbian buffy the vampire slayer and a french lesbian drusilla and a french lesbian spike 10/10
!!!! all hail my local library that allows me to watch for free the best queer musical movie i've seen in 2024 that i can't seem to find anywhere else online (by that, i mean for free) as well as a short movie by the same director that i also can't find anywhere else and that seems to reference buffy the vampire slayer???? happy pride month to me!
#great music great direction great mommy issues 10/10#at 6 pm today i was ready to lay on the road but then i went on a walk and i sat by the river with a cherry beer and some crisps#and i saw the cutest baby moorhen with its parents#and now i watched this short film i'd been looking for for months#so that's a nice end to a shit day. good things and stuff#me
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!!!! all hail my local library that allows me to watch for free the best queer musical movie i've seen in 2024 that i can't seem to find anywhere else online (by that, i mean for free) as well as a short movie by the same director that i also can't find anywhere else and that seems to reference buffy the vampire slayer???? happy pride month to me!
#i'm not gatekeeping the director is alexis langlois#the musical movie is 'queens of drama'#it's sooooo good. hard to find online tho and probably harder to find in english.
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is there a single thing they don't do at the sisters of quiet mercy?
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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angel dying in the glue trap
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see this is why you don't introduce new concepts to him he'll just jugsplain them to you
"It's called the whitewashing of history, Jones. Why, did you think Jason Blossom was the first person to be murdered in Riverdale?"
Well yeah. i think he did. i think it's the first time he's ever heard the term "whitewashing" too. he's about to get even more annoying now. you should NEVER teach jughead anything. this is going in his book.
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