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matoro where he shouldnt be day 278: popping bubble wrap

can we all be in agreement popping bubble wrap is one of the funnest things ever

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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look at this absolute fool

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ADHD is do awesome because you have to tell yourself once every 17 seconds that the discomfort you feel during the creative process is, in fact, not a sign of failure, but your brain just having a temper tantrum due to a lack of instant gratification

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Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

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chilled greese

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Who the FUCK ATE ALL MY MUTUALS??

My friends??? How dare they?? So sad :((

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YOU!!!

I have questions about Pierre, I need to stick him in a microwave ASAP!! (I want to draw him, that's what I mean)

What is his opinion on chickens? Perhaps some chickens for the little guy?

ME!!!!

He’s very microwaveable, isn’t he? (I would be honoured if you drew my boy!)

He knows what chickens are, for sure. He’s eaten chicken. Not sure that he’s ever actually… met a chicken. His feelings on them would quite heavily depend on how that first meeting goes.

If he encountered them alone, he’d probably quite like them. Especially chicks— so tiny and cute!

If he met them with Lire around, I’d give him about ten seconds before he pissed a chicken off bad enough to get attacked, which would for sure slant his opinion more to the negative side.

If he met them while shifted into a dragon, well… chickens are hungry little bastards, and Pierre is very small. And what if this mystery lizard goes after the eggs! The babies!!! I don’t know what the word for ‘fear of chickens’ would be, but…

Horses he knows! By god does he know a horse. There isn’t much point in trying to ride a horse around Coppervein, his home city— all the steep ledges and drop offs make them spook— so there’s a large stable just inside the gates. Well. “””gates””” it’s more of a mountainous tunnel… anyway.

There also isn’t much point to owning a horse in his mother’s opinion, not when you can just shift and fly to where you’re going… but some people consider a descending dragon of considerable scale a threat, or something, so the Florentine family has a smaller, personal stable attached to their manor.

In that stable are two white draft horses, bred specifically to pull a carriage, and a silver dilute for Fearn, Pierre’s eldest sister who can not shift. And then, because Tilly threw a fit that her older sister got to have a horse and she didn’t, there’s also a chestnut horse in there.

That leaves one empty stall. Pierre doesn’t know yet what colour of horse he’s going to get, but surely it’ll be any day now. (It won’t.)

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bitches love me for my tboy swag and irradiated aura

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Tag what flavor you think they would be

Submitted by: @lord-of-butter

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matoro where he shouldnt be day 263: eating a cookie

because he deserves it!

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there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic