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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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we should raise judges and lawyers in captivity away from society so they will all be unbiased forces and uniquely deranged. They can have Tumblr accounts though. The only books they can have are filled with moral dilemmas and law shit.

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happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

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slightly tweaked this dave picture i abandoned (last years)

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

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So how was your Halloween?

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first three words you notice describe your 2023!

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unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat

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If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

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I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

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no more guilty pleasures we enjoy things because we like them

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to survive working full time you need:

a work crush to boost your morale and get you through the day

a work nemesis to keep you alert for opportunities to take revenge on them for minor slights

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Breath of the Wild: "Link, climb these mysterious towers to get a better view of the surrounding lands."

Tears of the Kingdom: "Link, we're gonna fire you out of this cannon like the god damn Apollo space shuttle, try and get a couple pictures before you pass out."

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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

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who else here thinking about chicken strisps

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pulling up to the function scared and puffed up