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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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please be nice to me. i am a thousand years old and very shy

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happy 10th anniversary of this episode to those who celebrate! 🥳🎉

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let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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18/06/2025

Happy 83rd birthday to the dyke of the day!

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squeak sunday: my joyful lab experiment

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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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enough.

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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

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my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before

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