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gold jewelry? on dark skin? ICONIC

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He is Leng Jun and his paintings are considered the most realistic ones in the world. See why:

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honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

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Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

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Good wood - more heavenly cabin porn, this time from Daniel Venneman and his team at Woonpioneers in Holland. Love the use of space and keeping it all open and that bedroom looks like heaven. Thanks to @archdaily for the find 👍.

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it’s a pleasure to taste you

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Them swapping clothes here is something I would genuinely want to see, tho.

Grunge Beyonce. 

Ed in a big pink floaty dress.

You are lying if you say you don’t want this.  

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you are a very pure creature for all the dirty things i wanna do to you

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if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

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yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

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you know what? women shouldn’t be expected to shave anywhere and that’s the tea

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One of the contractors at work drove past my shack on a forklift yesterday, stopped, backed up to my window and said, “hey, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?”

My knee jerk response when asked this, even if it’s by a companionable dude old enough to be my dad, is to go, “uh, nah-” and then ramble uncomfortably until someone stops me-

-which is what I started to do, only to be cut off by Contractor saying, in an embarrassed rush, “some of the guys were asking me because you and I talk sometimes, but I didn’t want them to hit on you at work, so I told them that you Worship the Devil and would Hex them if they tried. I’m sorry.”

Which leaves me wheezing helplessly, trying to get my shit together, because this is honestly one of the nicest, most hysterical things I’ve ever heard someone say to me.

Oblivious to this, Contractor then follows up with, “and they were like ‘forreal??’ so I was like, ‘yeah, she’s probably a sadist, too, you can tell by her jewelry. She’ll stab you or something.’”

And tbh I can’t even come up with anything witty to say in response, so all I manage to choke out is, “pleASE LET THEM CONTINUE TO THINK THAT, I’M BEGGING YOU.”

And Contractor just smiles and is like, “Okay! I just wanted to let you know!” before driving off with his forklift.

Like?? Thank god for Contractor tbh. He’s an angel among men, and I hope the rest of his life is filled with prosperity and happiness and like, that he finds $20 on the ground every week for the rest of his life.