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read this right now
it may seem like this is an excruciatingly terrible yaoi porn comic about a 58 year old man creeping on a teen boy, and it absolutely is, but you won’t fucking believe where this shit goes. its like you’re watching two trains full of passengers racing towards each other on the same track and until they violently collide at full speed and no matter what you do you can’t tear your eyes away, but amidst all the screaming and cacophony of warping metal you slowly begin to realize that what you’re witnessing is the formation of the most beautiful cubist masterpiece you’ve ever seen. and then michelangelo’s david given bodily form rises from the wreckage and comes over and starts sucking your dick, and you’re really not very comfortable with it because all of these people have just died right in front of you but he can deepthroat and after a certain point you just lose the will to argue anymore. you will hate every single moment of it and still not be able to stop him. michelangelo’s david will just keep sucking your dick until you cum so hard you won’t be able to look your father in the eye ever again
he gives you his number and tells you to call him and you realize in abject horror that you probably will.
#hello? yaoi 911? help im dying.#i open my blog back from the void just to plug this fucking webcomic
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Sir Vensniel L’Brasca, the “Knight of Knights”, is a character players will encounter early on in Unsung Story. This brave and heroic knight of Alionne is the perfect example of a knight that history books love to retell as the years pass on as his is a story of inspiration and bravery.
When players first encounter Sir Vensniel, he is in the process of planning a diversionary attack on the Jelemond city of Latzera. Jelemond has long been a providence of the Alionne Kingdom, but over the years they have been looking to find a way to assert their independence. Sensing this desire, the Jheksal Empire has invaded Jelemond to take this providence away from the Alionne Kingdom, an act that would become the catalyst of the Seventy-Seven Years’ War.
Sir Vensniel has been tasked with creating a diversion to bring the Jheksal troops stationed in Latzera out of the city walls in order to allow Alionne forces time to advance on the city. The player will take part in this diversionary act as a member of this tactics squad led by this great Knight. Is the plan a success? Is Sir Vensniel able to leave this battle unscathed? Only the history books know at this time…
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