beingsuneone

[beingsuneone]

sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

[beingsuneone]

dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen

[beingsuneone]

“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.

[beingsuneone]

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

[beingsuneone]

A bond everlasting

[beingsuneone]

Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

[beingsuneone]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[beingsuneone]

That boy is mine I can’t wait to try him the stars they have aligned the boy is mine

[beingsuneone]

I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

[beingsuneone]

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

[beingsuneone]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[beingsuneone]

cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

[beingsuneone]

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

[beingsuneone]

FISHBOY IS SOO UNDERRATED, GAAAHHHHH, I LOVE HIM. This art is so beautiful, so gorgeous, so pretty.

Artist- @/To___e on twitter(x)

[beingsuneone]

cumming is good but i kinda wish we didnt have war