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sorry I tried to use you as a chew toy can we still fuck
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The intestines of the furnace by Stephane Gaudry on Flickr.
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I asked your boyfriend what her pronouns are and she looked away nervously and shrugged and said "i don't really care. anything is fine" so I called her "she" and she blushed a bit and said "thank you" and now she looks distressed and helpless whenever you call her "he" so I'm taking her home with me :)
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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hatred that morphs to obsession that morphs to devotion. is this anything
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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured
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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn
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Straight guy who makes out with other straight guys at parties because women think it's hot
#model theo does this for his beautiful girlfriends 💖💖💖#man. tagging this right next to the bannett one is so funny kdjfgfds#really puts them in sharp contrast against each other#narrative campaign
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corruption but not in a "sadistic pleasure from shattering someone's deeply held morals" way. more in a "jesus christ please have some fun for once in your life, idiot" way
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yes the rumours are true !!! i would like a kiss. perhaps two or three actually if that’s not asking too much
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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
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fuck off. I just know if I was a dog and my owner let go of my leash i'd be the dog that stops walking and looks at the owner for reassurance and not the dog that runs free
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i wanna get stoned and cum twenty times
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The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.
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