belizee
belizee
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belizee · 2 years ago
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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
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belizee · 2 years ago
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me pretending i don’t care about f1 so the drivers i like do better
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belizee · 2 years ago
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yeah
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belizee · 2 years ago
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not the mclaren having to boot up like a fucking computer LMAO
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belizee · 3 years ago
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The Grid as Shirts That Go Hard (part 1)
from my favourite twitter account @shirtsthtgohard and who I think in the grid should wear
Checo Perez
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Lewis Hamilton
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Fernando Alonso
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Pierre Gasly
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Daniel Ricciardo
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Sebastian Vettel
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Lando Norris
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Lance Stroll
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belizee · 3 years ago
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belizee · 3 years ago
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let it be known i am not a george russell apologist. i'm a george-russell-is-a-cunt enthusiast. he made contact with checo for the last 2 races? it was funny, he should keep doing it. argued endlessly with his engineer for 3ish laps until toto had to step in? he's a brat, he should keep doing it. penalty for jaywalking? self-explanatory, should have laid down in the middle of the road while he's at it. hope this helps
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belizee · 3 years ago
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Choose your unhinged radio of the French GP:
1. Charles’s scream
2. Carlos being told to pit mid overtake
3. George arguing for three laps just to be shut up by toto
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belizee · 3 years ago
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belizee · 3 years ago
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everything that makes you hate Alonso, I love him for it. started talking in a driver's meeting about a penalty he got in a race that happened one month ago? he's the funniest bitch on earth. even sebastian vettel was so amused he had to leave in order to laugh properly. people hating on Alonso also makes him funnier. he's my funniest criminal meow meow and I don't expect you to understand
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belizee · 3 years ago
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I am convinced that Fernando has a shelf of notebooks filled with the all the names, dates, exact times and receipts whenever someone has wronged him.
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belizee · 3 years ago
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I said this on twitter but AlphaTauri should do a cooking content video in France where Yuki sits on Pierre’s shoulders and controls him like live-action Ratatouille.
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belizee · 3 years ago
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belizee · 3 years ago
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Seb got a €25,000 for [squints at notes]
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hostage era f1
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belizee · 3 years ago
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*daniel sticking his head into the Alpha Tauri hospitality*: pïerrrRRRRrrrrreee gÄslEEEƏƏƏ
pierre! :D
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belizee · 3 years ago
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