As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually
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I’m not bringing your food in the bed. This is not mothers day and you are not a mother.
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date idea: u come over and nap with me
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some of you wont shut up including me
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