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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

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Tried out arrtx acrylic markers and so far I like them a lot more than poscas.

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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I tried my best to make text posts (sorry the quality is terrible)

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guys idk the air is slowly starting to smell a little…. salty? the door a little bit rusty? and i dont think i have never needed anything more?

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Michael <3

(When the spirit falters, what better balm than sketching Michael Sheen?)

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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rapture

i have a feeling she figured out that corporation early on

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Bob and Yelena + touch requested by // insp

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Regina George is flawless. She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I heard her hair is insured for $10,000. I heard she does car commercials in Japan. Her favourite movie is Varsity Blues. One time she met John Stamos on a plane. And he told her she was pretty. One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome. #most quotable movie of all time Mean Girls (2004) Dir. Mark Waters

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“For fools rush in where angels fear to tread,” - for inktober 20 been wanting to draw these pining idiots for months, and this was a perf justification to go with prompt ‘tread’

IG | Ko-fi |  DA

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Reminder, it is important to reblog and post pure unashamed thirst to keep the puritans away.

This is both healthy for the individual and the ecosystem as a whole

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2014, dir. Joe Russo & Anthony Russo

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Like in a fairy tale