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Andromeda has so much middle child energy that she even got left out of the movies.
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âwhy do you like this character you do know that if they existed theyâd just try to kill you rightâ actually no theyâd fall madly in love with me
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Meme for the new coffee au chapter. This shit got me dying
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Hermione: How on earth could I ever fall for someone as cruel and sadistic as you?!
Bellatrix: ...ok I can explain. Just give me ~100k words, a bit of backstory into my past, Ron being a douche, maybe a time turner or two...
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Hermione: If I died, would you miss me?
Bellatrix: Bold of you to assume death means youâre out of this relationship.
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It's been over a year since Sing To Me Your Insanity was updated and I can't cope with thatđđ
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Ron: You can never agree on anything. How do you and Hermione choose where to eat out?
Bellatrix: Rock, paper, scissoring.
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must a fictional relationship be âhealthyâ or âfunctionalâ? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
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Bellatrix: What am I allergic to?
Rodolphus: The full spectrum of human emotion.
Rodolphus: And peanuts.
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Is it just me.. or is Bellatrix SUPER fâin HOT in a hood?? Like my gay little heart just couldnât take it when I first saw this sceneđ€đ„
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So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isnât a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but itâs a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like âNO!â or, âWe canât have a Slytherin champion!â or demanding a retry. But heâs a Slytherin- heâs been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesnât really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time heâs also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins donât forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesnât care what house theyâre form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting âThis is for Cassius!â
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Bellatrix: Depressed? You think I'm depressed?
Bellatrix: *Points to all the burning houses in the background*
Bellatrix: Could a depressed person do this?
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Hermione: *Speaking to Delphi* Honey, you need to be kind to people.
Rodolphus: Heâ
Hermione: Fuck off!
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