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Porn stars who do the wilhelm scream when they get penetrated

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Dinosaur, Richard Siken

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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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It's nuts that Antarctica is just down there. On this planet. With me. I want to know what's going on in there

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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me looking at the car as I cross against the light: you are like an angel. you are larger than I and can kill me in an instant. yet you are beholden to your path and cannot stray from the street, controlled by an uncomprehensible light. I, I am free to go where I wish. you may have an automobile but I have autonomy

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

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We've yassified the victim's face to protect their identity

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oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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bands are like heres Pieceofshit McJohn. hes the worst human being since the invention of the wheel and an absolute nightmare to work with. also he has the voice of a thousand angels straight from god's personal choir

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nothing makes u feel stupid quite like being a writer. out here googling “rooms in a house” to make sure i didn’t forget one of em. blockhead behavior.

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The story I’m writing is about Lugh of the Tuatha dé Danann; the ancient race of gods in Old Ireland. You weren’t small.

AMERICAN GODS (2017 - 2021)

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me and the mutuals talking about motifs and symbolism