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EVAN "BUCK" BUCKLEY 9-1-1 (2018) 2.10

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I think we should rewrite math course descriptions as clickbait headlines, I feel like that would actually be more honest somehow

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Not seeing enough talk about Smartypants so I’ll make my own posts. Cannot emphasize how thinly related this was to what was being discussed

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Was going to make a post about how gay sex would have fixed Quinn Fabray and then I remembered she actually did cannoncially have gay sex and continued to make disastrous life decisions.....

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Thinking about the end of Portal 2 (and definitely not because I just replayed it)…

where the big lesbian computer orchestrates an aria sung by all her military robots called “Goodbye my darling”…

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favorite spots to kiss <3

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Sometimes Reddit comments are great writing inspiration:

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

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and at the end of the day who doesnt love a big bi boy

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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There's some life in Twitter yet

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love is stored in the silly little hand gestures

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I have very little sympathy for the PM at the best of times…

But currently, he’s annoyed and tetchy that people keep speculating about the date of the election he refuses to call.

Here’s an idea for free: TELL US WHEN THE ELECTION WILL BE, and that will stop the speculation!

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I think marzipan would ask homestar what his pronouns are, and he wouldn't get it right away, but then he'd go "ohhh! homestaw, And. wunnuw :)" and she'd say uh no sweetie, that's your name :) I mean your pronouns. and he'd be like yea I know, my pwofessional nouns! I'm a tewwific althete

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im sorry but i actually like the term guyliner not as a gendered term though just as a style like if a guy is wearing clean neat winged eyeliner thats not guyliner even if hes a guy but if a girl is wearing shitty smudged $1 drugstore eyeliner thats guyliner even though shes a girl