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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
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Gwen Stefani serving braces + pink hair, 1999 [x]
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Keep these in mind ladies!
11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)
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Seconds after John F Kennedy was assassinated, 1963
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Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad
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