belleofstarkstower
Not Actually a Witch, an Eccentric Gemini
Holly. Older than time itself. A non-binary chronically ill mess. A warped alphabet troll.
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#I asked my husband if I鈥檓 more of a goblin or a pixie#he responded that this feels like a trap#and then said it鈥檚 a trap so I don鈥檛 have to answer#it鈥檚 because we both know I鈥檓 a goblin princess
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sometimes my cat will suddenly go very fast. But don't let this fool you. It does not reflect an urgent change in circumstances
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Soup season has officially started
Art by Jamie Lauby
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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did
some of the top comments
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Fizzarolli Week: Holiday
It's showtime! Halloween is coming so soon!
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Beetlefizz!! Say his name 3 times and Alex Brightman appears and starts forcibly singing at you
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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.
It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.
Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I鈥檒l get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It鈥檚 like even more bang for my original buck.
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It's 2025 in four months and I'm still trying to figure out if I died in 2016 or not
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We ask your questions so you don鈥檛 have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#the arthritis in my lower back forced me to quit my job that I actually really liked#my periods were always awful but nothing will ever hurt as bad as that first major flare#I broke the armrest off of my car while driving home#and ended up hospitalized twice before we realized it was just newly developed arthritis#that might also have been doubled pain with my two fibroids
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do you know what we don't talk about often enough? there is no physically comfortable posture in which to read a book
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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
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BREAKING: SCREAM ACTOR MATTHEW LILLARD HAS ENDORSED KAMALA HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT
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