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Looking through my old photos from good ol 2k16 and I find a pic of my (then) 8 yr old cousin Jacob with a sprained wrist and a triumphant smile plastered on his face.

Of course, we were camping at the time, the entire side of my dads family, 30-40 of us in a campsite, with a dirt road for cars and caravans next to it, but all of the kids used to bike around. Since I have many little cousins, who love to dab, the adults got annoyed and declared the camp a dab free zone. Anyone caught dabbing would be put in their tent for 10 mins as punishment.

So my cousin decides he can find a way around this rule, so he plots with his friends and figures a way to dab in front of the adults. He decides to take a stand and ride down the hill adjacent to our campsite on his bike and dab. A brILLIANT IDEA RIGHT? 

So he rides down, gathering a crowd of adults and fellow cousins to watch him do a ‘trick’, dabs, falls off his bike, rolls three metres, has gashes all over him, lands badly on him wrists, staggers to his feet and whispers 

“Worth it.”

He will do great things okay

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So I was sitting in class today and this kid in my class decides he's hungry. So he pulls out a massive freaking TUB of CHICKEN SALT AND STARTS EATING IT AND MIXING IT WITH HIS WATER 

WHAT EVEN ARE BOYS

Get me out of this country 

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I'm laughing really hard omg

So my mum was on the phone in the next room, talking to my neighbors about dinner tmr

And then she came into the room and started telling us about it (That they were going to dinner at the pub tmr ect) and my sister is all MUM WE HEARD EVERTHING FROM HERE WE KNOW

And my mum gets all flustered and is like “Everthing...? Even the part about Naked Twister?” And then stumbled out of the room

Like oh mY GODD IM DYING THERE ARE LITERAL TEARS