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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1987-1994) “All Good Things…” (7.25/7.26)

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when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

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i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

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So this racist guy I've played Minecraft with for four years that I became codependent with even though he treats me like shit just told me that he bought a chastity cage and accidentally lost the key and now he can't stop thinking about trying to fuck me.

I don't know how to navigate this situation, I would rather kill myself than have this relationship be gay on any level other than subtextually, even just being friends with him is bad enough.

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DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping hehehe)

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What to do if You Don’t Like an Author’s Fanfic or Take on a Trope:

Stop reading.

Find another fanfic that is more suitable to your tastes.

Read that one instead.

Bonus tip If you’re considering sending the author unsolicited messages about how much you disliked their fic, consider one of the following options instead:

Don’t.

Get a life.

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I have a downright pavlovian response to seeing him but instead of drooling I weep and wail and cry

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The cockroaches in my room when a crumb of food fall off my plate:

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Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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2009

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do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?

no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat

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it is well established canon that my response to nearly any outlandish behavior that has impacted my day is to write the perpetrator a polite but firm letter

the letter i composed today and am about to drop off is perhaps less polite than I am typically capable of

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.