My brothers are funnier than I care to admit
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This is a headline on an actual news website.
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You don’t know everything and I’m too scared to tell you but i guess it doesn’t matter cause it still won’t change a thing.
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Can’t change it. I’ll love you forever.
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I remember how it felt to see your conversations with her.
More than anything else I want to love you. But I can’t forget how it felt. I chose you for years. You don’t get to choose me now that it’s convenient for you.
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Source IG @myinterior
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The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
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Happy birthday honey. I miss you.
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millennials: you can’t get a job by just walking in and handing in your resume anymore
people over 40:
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one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.
from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.
its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.
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I think about you all the time, I see you in my dreams.
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- Blythe Baird
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I miss you and some days I wish you’d come home but I know it’s best if you don’t.
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January was a tough year but we made it
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