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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS
LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”
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an angel on letterboxd just dropped a whole playlist of films free on youtube I was filled with so much love and light I had to share with you guys
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of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother
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the way usamericans talk about their military fucks me up. thank you for what service like which service are they providing you with. they're protecting your country from what. they're fighting for the freedom of whomst. why do they need to do that for and why are they doing in it in the middle east
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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they said that they'll pay for my college if i go to america and kill americans. im forced to accept their offer because college is literally so expensive:( btw im not like the others who take up this offer because im doing this to pay for my college while the others are doing this because they hate americans. ill fight you if you criticise me 🤬 im just a girl ☹️
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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few
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Unreal and unfair how the wrong hairstyle can mess up your whole entire shit. You can be the hottest motherfucker anyone has ever seen and then boom one wrong haircut you're done for
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Wow bro that sounds really rough *gently places my hand on your cock* I want you to know if you ever need anything I'm always here for you
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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my favorite microniche of cartoon tropes is when you look at a cartoon characters closet and it’s literally like 30 sets of the same outfit they’re in every episode
like call me easily amused but you can’t tell me this

isn’t peak comedy
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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top
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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
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