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Mommas Big Bump

“Ohhh big belly.... and still so long to go until I pop.... mmmm feels good to swirl around this big ol belly button..” she says under her heavy breath as she wobbles her gigantic fat pregnant gut up and down.

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Whew!

“Oh boy these babies are feeling heavy on my lap... maybe I can- OHHHH WHEEW! - oh my.. ohh ... I thought maybe lifting this big heavy belly would help but it’s just too much for mommas back!”

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Jiggle jaggle!

“Can’t wait for my sweet babies to grow bigger and fill up this big jelly belly!”

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“Oof... hope the doctor comes in soon I’ve been waiting for half an hour! Well at least momma has you to keep her company....wonder how many of you are growing in this big belly of mine...guess we’ll find out today!”

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Maybe momma should invest in some maternity tops? Oops!

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This momma to be is carrying BIG! She’s finally home and can let it all hang out.. she lifts her shirt, unzips her pants , and out comes her big jiggly pregnant belly in all its glory.

“Look at all this belly! And to think I still have 5 months left to grow bigger!”

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Oof!

“How am I supposed to push these boys out with my big belly in the way!?”

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A proud momma to be giving her belly a hefty pat!

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This little guy is helping his momma with her big heavy prego belly while she goes on her walk!

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Pop!

This poor overdue momma just wants to rest her big belly before it pops! Her babies have pushed her bellybutton out!

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Tell me doc...how’re my babies ?

Dr: they seem quite active and big! Each one is probably weighing about 10 pounds

Momma: 10? Wow no wonder I need help getting up ! I’m carrying almost 40 extra pounds! Oh... your stethoscope is so cold on my belly! Making my dear little ones bounce and jiggle mommas tummy *blushes*

Dr: oops sorry! So I think bed rest for the next 2 months will do you and the babies good

Momma: oh how wonderful! I can stay in bed and just focus on growing these babies big and strong... while I grow big and round haha! Oh hell me out would you Doc? This big belly can’t carry itself!

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Pop goes the belly!

“And yet another shirt that my big belly button pops through! Boy are these babies heavy, just look at all this fat underbelly that I’ve got hanging out...oof! And we still have ways to go.... wish I could keep these growing little ones in my big pregnant belly forever!”

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Squishy baby belly gets heavier!

“Ive got another 4 months of this pregnancy to go and boy do I feel tired! I feel like I’m carrying 5 babies in my big belly...but it’s only one little one! All this amniotic fluid is quite heavy to carry around all day... every time the baby kicks or moves, my big belly jiggles and wobbles around. *takes deep breath* whoooo ....momma needs to rest here for a bit...this belly has a lot more growing to do still!”

Squishy baby belly!

“Twins? Nope! Just one little baby growing in my tummy! This belly just has a ton more amniotic fluid then usual...hence the extra squish and jiggle! Still got 6 months to go! Oh boy.... my big ol’ belly is gonna be huge!”

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Miss Peggy the surrogate preschool teacher

“Hello everyone! Welcome back to preschool! Hope you all enjoyed your summer...now before we start, let’s each take turns sharing something special about outselves! I’ll start... Miss Peggy has two jobs! I’m your teacher and I grow babies in my tummy for other mommies and daddies!”

“Is that why your belly is so big?? Wowza!”

“Oop-yes Emily, that’s exactly why! There’s three big baby boys in this big belly right now...and they’ll be in Miss Peggys belly for 5 more months so I’ll need some help getting things done in our classroom as my belly grows and grows!”

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Squishy baby belly!

“Twins? Nope! Just one little baby growing in my tummy! This belly just has a ton more amniotic fluid then usual...hence the extra squish and jiggle! Still got 6 months to go! Oh boy.... my big ol’ belly is gonna be huge!”

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Shhh! Babies are sleeping!

This momma is resting her pregnant belly as the babies sleep in the tum-tum!

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Make way ,make way!

Secretary: “Cmon move out of the way! Lady with a baby coming through!”

CEO Jane: “Thanks hun, you’d think they’d see this big pregnant belly and move” *she waddles into her office along with her secretary*

Secretary: “Miss Jane, Can I get you anything? Another donut?”

CEO Jane: “oooof....no thanks” *she plops down in her chair and rests her pregnant belly on her desk* “give me a few minutes alone with my babies” *she rests both hands on her belly and rubs in big lazy circles as she takes deep breaths* “ooooh.....only 3 more months to go little ones....aahhh....”