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[bellzhadid]

private: interesting.. so let's say someone really wanted something from you, they could just say 'daddy, please' and you'll give in to their demands? who's to say i wont use that as a weapon? don't be silly, love. as far as kids go, i'm fairly postive that i'm at that age where i can handle the commitment, even if it's just from afar. of course i'd go on a date with you. thought you'd never ask.

private: it does depend on the situation but yes i do like it. that's all you get for now bella. i don't give everything away. yes, that's so and maybe you can find out. i just didn't think that you would want everything that comes with me. i hope i'm a decent human being and great father. three dates? i guess we should find out if that's true, if we would hit that point. would you like to go on a date with me? be aware, i am out of practice.

[bellzhadid]

@s-clafliin

But no touching.

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[bellzhadid]

that's obviously not going to happen, so let's just ignore that statement. okay, a lot to unpack here. are you telling me that taylor is now seeing jacob, as in jacob elordi? i honestly don't know how i should feel about that nor do i find the need to dig deeper into her mental state. i wouldn't blame you - he is fine. certainly not boyfriend material, but handsome enough to take care of ones needs.. if he just didn't talk. in what world is sleeping with someone's ex worse than cheating on your girlfriend? you can't be serious right now, ken. ew. as you should and please try and ignore everything else.

if the internet had it their way, you'd be staying clear of me. rudy and i haven't been a thing in god knows how long, not after he kissed his co star while we were together. definitely not with jacob, that's more taylor's style. him and i hooked up once, probably would've happened at least one more time but it didn't. though apparently sleeping with someone's ex while you're single is worse than cheating on your girlfriend, according to some. you can take a page out of my book and just stay clear of everyone at this point, if you'd like. i'm honestly drained out. all i care about is getting my drink on and enjoying whatever is left of this trip.

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private: so depending on the situation, do you like being called daddy? do you feel some sort of adrenaline rushing through your body? i promise i wont kiss and tell. is that so? now i'm certainly intrigued by what you mean by that. hush now. an age gab and kids doesn't necessarily scare me away as long as you're a decent human being and a great father. at least three dates.

there is a first for everything. private: it is, but obviously that is not something i share with just anyone. the internet might break if that got out. of course i would use my knowledge against you. yet you would enjoy it, i swear. i figured you wouldn't want me since i am older and i have kids plus i haven't actually dated anyone since the divorce. you think we would have had three dates by now?

[bellzhadid]

i heard absolutely nothing, sweets. if you felt more comfortable having nick by your side, then i'm all for it. have i mentioned that you looked amazingly stunning last night? i swear to god that you inherited moms good genes while i look more and more like dad.

i guess that depends, what did you hear? i think even calling it a friendly date is a bit much, because the word date puts a formality on it that wasn't there. the jonas guys and i are friends and that's it. nick especially. he's like a brother.

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i suppose there's a first for everything then. private: is it 'daddy'? no need to keep your dirty little secrets from me, hun. there's absolutely nothing that can take me by surprise. depends.. are you going to use your knowledge against me? then why on god's green earth haven't you reached out sooner if you thought i was amazing? we could've been on our third date at this very moment if you had taken my 'following' as a hint.

not even the slightest bit of kink for that. if i get called anything it's something that i am not sharing. you think you can teach me a few more things? i would love to know what they are. i think everyone who posts feels that. well i always thought you were amazing but i didn't think i was even on your radar, darling.

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and what male supermodel would that be 'cause i've only seen jordan barrett lurking around the festival and just... no. i am trying to lure a certain actor into my web despite it turning out to be quite the challenge. now why do you immediately assume that i'm spending my hard earned vacation days trying to get a man in my bed? aw, i miss you too, habibi.

girl, are you all loved up with some male supermodel in some hotel room gettin' fucked in every kama sutra position known to man? 'cause i haven't seen you while we've been here and that's absolutely unacceptable. is our friendship that expendable that as soon as a man comes by, we're no longer friends? all jokes aside... i miss you, zemra. / @bellzhadid

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what's this i hear about you and barbie? has kendall been a naughty girl, and why am i only finding this out through social media? i assume that you're not with jacob and certainly not rudy, so tell me what happened so i know exactly who i should stay clear of. / @kendjenner

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not even for the slightest bit of kink like someone saying you've been a bad bad boy? huh, go figure. a thing or two.. would you like me to teach you more? no i totally get it. i think it's the same with me -- i want to get the attention, but at the same time it doesn't really make that much of a difference on the inside, you know. why were you shocked? i've always appreciated you from a distance. why thank you. means a lot coming from you.

atta boy? you know how long it's been since anyone called me boy? i'd like to think i've learned a thing or two over the years when it comes to women. i do enjoy it and i don't which i know makes no sense. it is about that and i was honestly shocked you even followed me. i have no shame in liking a photo from two years ago when you look bloody gorgeous in every single one you post.

[bellzhadid]

I told you I was trouble, you know that I’m no good.

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private: oh no honey, it's just a girl finally giving a man her attention. i'm sure you wouldn't know what that meant, but you're more than welcome to follow our journey. who knows, you might actually learn a thing or two.

private: i don't know whether to laugh or gag at what i'm hearing about you and sam. the man is ancient and you're acting like a schoolgirl with a crush on her teacher. it's pretty damn sad to watch, but hey... to each their own. / @bellzhadid

[bellzhadid]

atta boy. at least you're smart enough to follow the basic rules of being associated with women. you're definitely generous, that's for sure. so do you enjoy the attention? oh so it's about who followed who first, huh? should we talk about how fast you followed me back, and how you liked a photo posted two years ago.

whatever you say. i'm certainly not foolish enough to argue with that. i post them because i get bored or sometimes to promote my latest project or to be nice to the fans. maybe, just maybe, sometimes to get attention from women. why would i spoil the fun? remember bella, you followed me first.

[bellzhadid]

let's not get into a he said/she said situation, hun. you forget that women are always right, even when they're not. so you post them to get a reaction out of your female followers.. interesting. it depends -- what kind of text are we talking about here? oh so we're getting cocky now? i can neither confirm nor deny those allegations.

you said it, i didn't. but that would take the fun out of posting those photos. especially if it gets such a reaction out of you. i could shoot you a text but would you really want me to? i was making a joke but alright. we both know that you wouldn't ever want to unfollow me, love, you'd miss seeing my face too much.

[bellzhadid]

Bella

[bellzhadid]

what's this i hear about you and nick? was it a friendly date or where are we at? i got a feeling that i've missed out on a lot while being MIA, but perhaps it's time to fill me in on your life considering you took my ex as your arm candy on the red carpet. / @gi-hadidx

[bellzhadid]

are you implying that i'm being dramatic? hush now. all i'm saying is that sometimes it's okay to give a tiny heads up when you're about to post pictures that contains chest hair. some girls might actually be into that. jarring? that's a bit of an exaggeration. i was simply caught off guard. oh sweetie, we both know that you wouldn't like me to unfollow you.

people might injured? that's just a tad dramatic. i don't think i need to imagine that scenario since clearly that's what happened to you. darling, i'll buy you a new phone since the sight of my upper body was clearly so jarring. however, i don't think i can stop posting photos of myself so i guess you either unfollow me or brace yourself.

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