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i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”
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You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins
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Guess who just figured out how to climb inside the woodstove???
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Lion TV advertisement for Samson tobacco, dir. Richard Purdum of Richard Williams Animation
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Little dude
[ID : the four pictures are the same humanoid cuttlefish seen from different angles]
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Sheila Bawar by Fernando Tomaz for Elle Brasil Magazine June 2025
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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Diesel keeps jumping on my desk and getting in the way and I keep dropping him off. I just accidentally dropped him into the rubbish bin. On the plus side he hasn't come back.
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