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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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I like to imagine Battinson as the mom dad who gets empty nest syndrome and he’ll just steal his kid’s stuff when he’s lonely ^^

today’s victim is Jason. Tomorrow? Who knows.

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after a suicide attempt in 2016

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hold on something just happened

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plopping Steph in the Tim Robin suit

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I’ve been trying this out and it’s been quite helpful 🤗

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you ever just think about that one episode of Teen Titans where Deathstroke Slade is blackmailing Robin into working for him and he has the AUDACITY to say “who knows? I may even become like a father to you” and then Dick is like “bitch I already HAVE a father” and then the camera pans up to bats flying away. because yeah he does have a dad. have you heard of his dad. I sure have

and then Slade makes him go steal some device from a Wayne Enterprises building and you’re like so does Slade Know or is this just a big fucking coincidence. and it’s funny if he does Know because it means Slade sent Robin there specifically as a Fuck You for the “I already have a father” line, but also it’s funnier if he doesn’t Know because if you’re gonna kidnap and blackmail Robin why would you send him to fucking Wayne Enterprises when you know Batman’s gonna get an alert that somebody broke into his building and that the Teen Titans are fighting on his roof and Bruce is gonna be at home in the Batcave watching through security cameras like “what the fuck is he doing.” Alfred would like to know what the fuck Duck is doing too btw. like why would you purposely risk Batman finding out. why would you do that. And I get it right it’s Slade Deathstroke so he’s not scared of Batman. but even then, sure, maybe it’s a fuck you to Batman because you’re trying to steal his son/sidekick and turn him into your own. but even then like why bother with nanotech poisoning the Teen Titans why not just nanotech poison Batman and blackmail Robin that way. like there’s so so many layers to this.

and even dropping the whole does Slade know who Batman is or not thing (he probably does because it seems like they didn’t even NEED the WE tech? He just sent Robin there to get the Titans’ attention really? At Wayne Enterprises of all places?) it all comes around to the insanity of this whole thing only happened because Robin went all Batman-mode trying to take down Slade like. the other Teen Titans were calling Dick out for going crazy trying to take the guy down and it’s very heavily giving Batman & The Mission vibes despite that being a thing that Dick can’t STAND about Bruce sometimes and I don’t have time to unpack all of that. but it’s There okay. it’s there

tldr the “Apprentice Pt. 2” episode of Teen Titans (2003) is incredible but also genuinely so funny bc there’s no way in hell Batman didn’t notice Robin dressed like a mini-Deathstroke breaking into a WE building to steal Nothing and fight his friends on the rooftop like there is NO WAY Dick didn’t spend the next week after this ghosting Bruce’s calls

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Triple the obese lynx budget

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now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;

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Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

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jbsss extra 4

bella and edward are gonna be VILE just u wait

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Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.