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THIS JUST IN: Centuries old chaos demon hellspawn completely rekt by one stone cold horse.

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My mother recently got diagnosed with bladder cancer. It’s in stage four, aggressive, and has spread to her uterus and lymph nodes in the adrenal glands, lower back, and hopefully that’s it. Due to this she obviously can not work. She’s a single mother and even though I work my ass off what I make is not enough to support all the medical treatment, bills, rent, and taking care of all my pets and brothers. I’m not one to ask for help I like to do things on my own but this is a very hard time for my family and I and We would really appreciate any little help we could get. Thank u💗 http://www.gofundme.com/MeyerFamilyFund

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MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

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Someone: I'm feeling kinda depressed

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this is my new favorite headline

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Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

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