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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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NEW JOKE ADDED TO VOCABULARY

• *small town mentioned* ah. the great metropolis

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(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that

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so nice i reblag it twice:]

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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Ughh... this porn is just FILLED with the writers barely disguised fetish -_- come on

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

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The gringos yearn for São Paulo, Brazil

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CRYING OVER DICK.

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desire intimacy. feel weird. be whimsical. cherish the rat.

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wait garfield likes Italian food????? since when

Lasagna

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every day i wake up and trump is trying to stop brazil from doing something brazilian

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