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Best 21st birthday present ever! My dad's bought me some land on an estate in the Lake District. My new title is now officially Lord Ben Christian Clegg of Wansley Manor. Shits going on my Passport, driving license, bank card...everywhere! #PrinceOfMaltby #TooFunny

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Don't know why I insist on doing stupid shit to my hair all time. #WannaBeBeckham #NotHappening #Bellend #SideParting

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I rate hope my little cousin likes Despicable Me, because that's all he's getting #Minions #DespicableMe #Christmas

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I was bored so I've let Nanna Clegg shave my hair again #Twat #Oops #NotScared #PleaseGrowFast

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So apparently you now have to be 25 to buy a pizza cutter. I didn't even get ID'd #Naughty #RebelWithoutACause #BraggingRights #SliceOfExcitement #Lolz #Pizza

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So apparently my dad snapped this little gem of me earlier. Problem is, I still can't put my finger on when I actually became the epitome of masculinity. Lol JK. #FaceMask #Pussy #CatchinDemZzz

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Adam 'Sick Bowl' Smithyman. #CantHackIt #Pussy

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Simba ain't got shit. #ZooParty #LionKing #NewFancyDress #DavidAttenborough

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The lads of the Clegg family, fast cars and a Bovril. Best 'sober' weekend I've had in a long time #ManTime #Fam #Cars #NorthernBoysLoveGravy (at Oulton Park Circuit)

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Bank holiday YOLO shots, before Donny tonight #Shots #Lads #DaySession (at The Queens Hotel (Wetherspoon))

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Just seen a bird driving with a dog shoved down her top...what!? #3AirBags #Safe #YoRSPCAWhaddup!?

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Me and Smiggy accidentally, pretty much went out in the same attire last night #TopTwats. I managed to spill loads if been down misen as well #Special

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This is what me and Kelsall do when we get a bird back to a hotel #RunAround #TheyBeImoressed

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There's a phrase for people like me #FatMess. #AllForMe #MaltbyMealz #Pizza #Starving

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My tea #Full #Chicken #Starving #MincedIt #Greedy

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As a Barnsley fan, never been to an away game where we outnumber the home fans by about 3:1, embrassing Rotherham! #Bfc #Rufc #Football

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Beers and golf #Golf #Beers #PuttingBallsInHoles