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Totally xenomorphed:  a fan fiction by Michael Bench

(narrated silent movie with goofie drama music and vox actor cameos) 

Ripley began taping the satellite radio and the ham radio together. The freight elevator was shaking like a mf and Newt was somewhere in the core of this atmospheric processor. By jove it was time to find her. The tracker was beeping incessantly; Its numbers were moving up, moving down; the little lights flickering and panning.  Its like a goddamn squaredance going on somewhere down there. If Bishop had turned on the correct channel by now we'd have this; if this alone; to shoot the breeze.

In a previous encounter <swipe> the alien worker had served her refreshments   in informal attire but courteously.. The tea was mediocre and the worker forgot to wear an apron. Who do she think she’s serving , commoners? Ripley had some time to look around but the queen was out. A type of cork message board indicated she’d be out awhile to abduct a young blonde blue eyed space colonist. The reference seemed vague. To the workers credit the Queen alien was surely moody about her choice of 80s music playing on the dining hall radio. It seemed to be the center of her muttering and tongue stabbing random articles as if punching walls. <screeen text>“Ripley knows 122 xenomorph words and alot of them deal with labor rights.”

 The worker gimped around the egg and meal hall dusting and doing random tidying. All the egg host body parts are all stored in one section like kimchee ripening day by day.. This worker had a Sony Discman surely confiscated from one of the many space tourists ripped to shreds by her cousins, nieces, step nieces,  nephew-in-laws (hyphenated). This tea Is awful. What is this? Ooolong but like OooGross. <Swipe present> They’re only 11 generations behind us on personal entertainment devices. 

The elevator reached the bottom. “It's time to get my Newt back” Ripley yelled into empty alien sinew corridors. A static cracked on the ham radio, the only radio we had for local communication. “Bishop here!”(played by Bobcat Goldthwait as Zed from Police Academy).  “Bishop, I've found her vulnerability! It's 80s music”.  Bishop quickly responded “ She has other vulnerabilities, Ripley. Bullets,  and pulses; the things you left here on your pacifism crusade all on account of bad tea.'. Ripley began reading off a list of songs Bishop was to assemble into a playlist. She had limited wattage in the personal speaker but maybe, just maybe, there was enough of a voltage in this atmosphere processor melt down to broadcast over the emergency PA. Only idiots would stay around here this long. 

There was an androids arm laying along the path. (screen text) “an androids arm! Oh lucky day, it has the access codes to use the emergency PA”.. (narrator) Bishop better have that song list ready or Ripley's going to need to break her pacifism vow and start whacking that alien queen with her stack of radios. “ Ripley reached the egg chamber/cafe she and the worker had bonded over lousy working conditions.

The queen was sleeping. Boy, she was going to have a rude awakening..<Screen text> “Bishop, I need that music now!” The radio crackled” our subscription ran out on XM. I didn't want to tell you. We have a Skynyrd cassette or a Megadeth Cassette  both known to ball out into the machine.” “I'll take Megadeth!” The queen woke to this choice.  <screen text> “ I love this song, I'll trade you the girl for the album”. <Swipe to> Episode of  Lets make a deal

The “Alien” ,Aliens franchise characters and “Xenomorph” are property of Fox entertainment & HR GIGER  and all rights and usage of their characters for profit are hereby cited attributed to its originators etc etc .

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the marriage history of donald trump in 7 statements

The Deception of Might

Donald Trump and his harem of 1.

An antifan fiction by Michael Bench

Can you even believe the press haven’t picked up on Donald Trumps adultery and the naming of his casinos? Taj Mahal. His harem pit is nearly empty abiding the conventions of the feature marriage. Whats come of these recent events can deduce exactly what kind of dating life Trump has through a summary of his wives/girlfriends/flings. What kind of a fool plays caligula to the audience and secretly needs a main companion. Makes no sense. But, hey if the needs of the many are mistaken to appeal the libido of the single real estate agent, a public loyal like that is doomed.

speaking of doomed, we might all want to be sure Jerry Sandusky is locked up elsewise wandering around a illegal immigrant child detention center offering candy. Tom Corbett and G W Bush totally loved that Sandusky guy. Just can’t expect them to know how to define love. ...

1.Listen, Donald. I'm not a one man woman and you're not a one toy man. Whatever creature lives under that hood has too big a fist for his mouth. Lets say even if we had one child, you'd want it named Patton. I'd have to put my foot down that fast..  It's pronounced Statin. You owe bigpharm your life so you better give them your first born. I don't need a green card and I don't need a baby blocking the creampie moneyshot during filming in the ninth month.

2. The overcoats are to make the striptease for Senators less obvious to the public. Donald pays me extra to stimulate the moderate republican congressmen. I spend twice as much on defib kits as I do on lube.

3. Mr Donald, I am Melania , I hear you give me place in pageant if I put my ass in air and let you pound it like I just don't care. For some reason I probably will have a worse feeling about ' I just don't care” later on but I can live with it. Also , is some room on boat to America. Yes boat. I want you to hold me like that boy held that girl when the titanic sank. That treatment is extra? No.Oh fine.Some compromise is okay I suppose. Its not like I'm throwing away my life or anything.

4.Whatchu talking about Donuld? I pity the fool that marries you. I do. My boxing lessons at 5 so if you want yo monthly quickie, we have to be done by 2 so I can recover being blackout drunk! I don't care if your offended. My Mr T. inner voice is out now and that means its time this marriage is over. And I smell Slovenian on you. Donuld? You splain yoself now.

5.Donald says he can make me perfect with just a little more plastic surgery. This very consoling actress keeps him calm in the waiting room. A Ms Maples, Marla is her name. She always looks so enthusiastic when she puts the anesthetic mask over my face. I swear she'd probably smother me with the softest pillow if it ever came down to stealing Donald away from me.

6.You sick bastard. I might be half plastic on the outside, but I'm not your sexy stormtrooper to put in ABS plastic and order me around for sex or anything else. Oh you think you have the force to choke me eh, admittedly its more difficult to talk but I .. I can apply my mascara without an issue and have now put a unibrow on your silly little forehead. Its smearless. It won't come off, Donald. I'm warning you now... that.. my oxygen supply is lower than usual. My systems indicate neck pressure from hands shaped like your's

7.Donald , if you want to borrow the car with that backseat you need to learn economic frugality. 4 syllables Donald.. You don't buy the car. You buy the extra back seat with a story that the thief only wanted that part. You have a crush on me? What would your father say? Well I don't know what to say, you better eat your pasta , and get your college homework done. It was so nice of you to say.. I 'll get all your underwear name labels monogrammed in pure gold going down the crack so nobody can see your sloppy joe moments.    

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Walking Dead Truncation.

comments were  in response to concerns of the Walking Deads story and ratings::

Youtuber: Entertain the Elk , March 21, 2018

 The "Seek shelter, engage enemy" has to keep working because thats the reality of the environment of (Walking Dead). At about the time the governor became too power obsessed in his re rise to power.. When he threw that guy off the camper and pretended to be a nice guy "Brian" the writers should have realized their zombies either needed to mutate or their characters had to move out of the contamination hot spot.  Nobody has answered the obvious question : does a walker die when it freezes? They've been running around the south ..including with Mr fake genius Eugene and even he didn't mention the simple possibility of moving into a region with a winter zone. Everyones' brainstem seemed repelled by the Mason Dixon line. Now. if it went that winter liberation direction , then I would suspect the illness could shift and start effecting and enlarging the animals that fed on the zombies for food. Now that would humble people like Negan. Thats Negans real issue too.. he 's not humble to the reality something is causing the dead to come back to life. He's not humble to the potential of that illness to do other things. Even though he's conquered his fear of them. he's too cocky to be human. Its a major case of comic book character supermanism laughing out loud at a funeral.// end vid response

 Bottom line: The nomadic vibe had to keep moving till they made some real human deductive dialogue about where zombies might not tread. The main plot is dragging by not offering the zombies mutations. Through  mutations zombies have new abilities and cognitive skills atypical of humans. Look at their drives, predatory hunger. Shoegazing zombies could last a bit till the illness optimizes itself to the species but then the illness has to be the focus of the threat; not gang conflicts making eager tension for zealous monologues.   Hell , bring back a few characters and make a take-two truncation on any particular season and move on from there. It'd probably be the first time that's ever been attempted.  Just don't be cruel to the audience. Cliffhanger mourning is something TV programming shouldn't venture in horror shows. You can have horror and you can have soap drama , but don't mix soap and horror because it ruins the makeup.  Besides, the audience is given a false sense of victory of something probably being underestimated. Underestimating your enemy is a sure way to lose. The resource syndicate "the saviors" or " the vultures" wasn't a bad direction. Its inner details.  

 There's probably season 9 filming already done. Perhaps consider that where the series ended in the audiences perspective is where it needed to end. Every bit of film can be used as "alternative ending" , whereas the series can choose a course and actually face a harder scarier frame of the disease that was yet to be seen. The movie Necroscope has been on hiatus and scrapped numerous times. In that book by Lumley , vampires and Harry Keogh shared psychic abilities. Necromancy is certainly a due factor that the dead can start sending out brain scrambling subaudibles that were ignored features of human language when they formalized english and other languages developed far enough into a written dictionary. Now how about that , psychic illnesses that the dead just randomly manifest as a brain uninhibited with mutation. 

the main gap is the physical threat of the dead hasn’t continually challenged the group. It required people to weaponize them to make them more dangerous.  Dawn of the Dead remake is perfect refernce It makes a better story: Your effects guys and staff deserve better credit since the story is only a  a component of all the work you all put into presenting it.  Kill off what characters you were going to and I suggest rejuvenate the plot just after the escape from terminus. new faces, new twists on old characters.  An A vs B is something the producers recognized was a good fulfillment of the franchise value but it shouldve been within the original TWD as well. 

 Mikki Bench

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Only the best of intentions

Well, the queen workers and I are all tired and worn.

I’m tired from shortening the log up where the ant nest had put down its roots. With an axe. No ants came out. They seemed to have only one exit out of a limb rot in the side of the birch tree that fell over. It’s a freshy. I acquired it for drum material. Solid drums in the style of octabans.Not even stave style. Drill down the center, dry, set with hardware and three octabans are readying there role in my professional music career. 

I chopped the log into three pieces and while taking the saws-all to it. They announced themselves on my arm. Here’s the quirk. I really was planning on trying this whole ant farm thing and they came to me. I narrowed their section down and stuck it in a sterilite container. They’re now in a larger container which will be the outworld once I get the little notchy thing with the acrylic. Now for the action sequence. 

If Jules from pulp fiction were the ant queen , I ‘m sure the equivalent of an earthquake and shifting orientation of their home on rolls, flips, spins, to get the quick notches with the axe .. well. some bitterness is appropriate. the babies are probably really irritated and crying right now. I sealed the hole up with cotton balls which really worked well. 

Another wood scrap log was given a good 2 hours of drilling for an exploring area. Earlier I made a trip to the same woods the log was acquired to get some good ground scraps and stuff for the new outworld. My toes really hurt. Wearing Adissage sandles wasn’t exactly the ground grip I needed. They have a nice fern in there and a shade plant. and a little rock pool were the mossy stuff and rocks will have a solid moisture reservoir. Having just finished shortening their log , and pulling the cotton out of the entrance to the nest I am tired.  Signing off.  Mikki   AntRancher Diary entry 1

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Broadway Script for “I thought this land was my heritage?”

A Script by Michael Bench

Tribute to Standing Rock and Hurricane Harvey.

Starring:

Anonymous Standing Rock Native American

Ahnold Schwarznegger Scab fill in

Dana Carvey Impersonator doing Ahnold Impression

Jay Leno Impersonator doing Ahnold Impression

Anonymous Wet texan

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Anonymous Wet texan.” I was standing here and then my land disappeareded”

Native American: “Those oil refineries are your heritage too. They link to this KXL pipeline on what I recall being my land”.

Ahnold Scab:”I don’t like seeing this irony. Do you have a blender for my protein shake in either of your set campers?”(said to wet texan)

Ahnold -Carvey Scab:”They don’t have a camper ahnold. Its all under water. They have an oar and a bucket. Can you make do?”

Wet texan:”I think you both just said that to be funny and mean. I’d give you my ten gallon hat except its 20 gallons waterlogged just for yer Liberal protein and fitness shakes. “

Ahnold-Leno Scab:”There is many things I can choose to not see but politicizing ahnolds protein shake as liberal is a gallon hat too far!” 

Native American:”They Great Spirit has shown many mercy but has not seen this mercy to the pollution of Flint water or its due justice served.  I expect the petroleum industry will be served the aid and the people will eat crumbs happily as company people of big oil”.

Ahnold Leno Scab.”The surprise awaiting businesses closed till labor day! What texan doesn’t swim to work and threaten the water with ammunition till it vacates the premises?”

Wet texan: “ I threatened the water this morning and I was suprised it didn’t move and kept a stiff upper lip. Then I threatened a cloud and it whooped me”. 

Ahnold scab.”We have no organic milk. I am going to use bayou water with this whey protein.”

Wet texan:” I bet some Liberal Louisiana colored folk wizzed in it. “ 

Ahnold Carvey Scab:”I’ll help you find the water nearest the Lemon grass scabs. ..(wades near edge of submerged road). (dunks water bottle into reeds and ivy) . Ahnold, This will pump you up.”.

Ahnold Scab:” It wasn’t near ivy?  I have serious allergies to ivy.”

Ahnold Leno Scab:” You’re psyching yourself out. Drink that shake fast and give me 5 reps each of those RVs, over there.”

Native American:”The Great Spirit has more weight to offer your conscious for stealing the rights of my land and abusing my people with private security firms. Honesty, (said with snark) “I have not a dark enough heart to bear the cloud about to befall texas; I do know its path is set”. Thats smoke signal for go fuck yourself .”

 Ahnold Carvey Scab: “These people haven’t wronged you. They’ve perhaps ignored abusive girl rape cults and other cults, and being a haven to partisan militias and republican war criminals.. and selling more guns to mexican mafias than Hezbollah, They’ve not made this personal.“(samples protein shake)

I’m doing six reps with the RV with the 3 people and two dogs on it and then I’m going to superset with the Chevy silverado for 3 reps!!!”

Ahnold Scab:”I’m feeling spiritual. Austrians don’t admit these feelings.These gulf waters and cemetery overflow have me feeling spiritual. I will match you that super set and do another two reps each.

wet texan. Ahnold Leno, Native America (together) :” Ohhhh!!!”

Ahnold Leno Scab: “ thats some smack talk there”. (makes a saturating sound in his water proof pants). (Others all notice)”I’m getting back in character. Leno had to answer the call of shivver pisses. Who’s got the d-bal”?

Native American:”If you each do that superset , I brought my peacepipe to reward you.The Great Spirit will recognize your strength as intended. Its honey oil and opium. If the RV crushes you , I expect you’ll feel almost better”

Ahnold Carvey Scab:”Ahnold should go first to show us proper form”

Wet texan:” I will go first, show all you all how I will hold up the heavens If I need to . I just didn’t feel like it yesterday because I was sore from the strip club jeans I slept in. “

Ahnold Scab: “I’m feeling tense. You didn’t put a roofie in my drink?” 

Ahnold LenoScab.”Its probably your white privilege telling you to apologize to the Indian.”

Ahnold Scab.” You are not a history professor. Its western europeans problem. I was in a gym minding my own business at the base of my fathers sack.”

Native American.”Thats who it is? The British and Spanish . The coastals?.(takes out smart phone.) “ We know who it was. Get the family trees and the ovens ready”. 

Ahnold Carvey.Scab:” Did you say ovens? What kind of ovens?”

Native American says to wet texan: “ It is of no surprise you white man have treated us as the keebler elves. In these words you say “ taking back America”. We will , Mikki has our back and you will have nothing but your west european mirror and no scalp. I hope you don’t complain about the taste of spring water. Its everywhere. The great spirit has opened its mountain and the waters of its spring game forth. It is now our land. The people of Nature. Also, treat your women better and I mean it. ”

Ahnold Carvey Scab:” Ahnold , That RV is too low in the water. Go Lift it before the anaphylaxis starts.”

Ahnold Scab:”What do you mean , anaphylaxis”.”

Native American: (Sniffs protein shake,drinks and spits it out). There is Ivy in it. Do not worry. I have something in my medicine pouch”.(Hands ahnold burnt tree coals). eat this and run about water for 5 minutes before you lift.

Wet texan: Theres more rain coming. 

Native American : Did you say you could stop it, I am here to witness how great you claim to be.  

Wet texan: Now listen here , the American way will make everything any ways he wants it”.

Native American:” just stop. if you are texan and you want it your way. do not say , American when all horizons go no further than yourstate. as you see it.”

Ahnold Carvey Scab: ( out of character) “I might need another protein shake for the sternist possible terms intended. Its true, texas has just a texas way and it shouldn’t think too nationally representing. 

Ahnold Leno Scab(in character). “ do you mind? we have a play here. you dropped your ahnold.I am a professional actor and I expect the same of the rest of the cast”.

Wet texan: “Oh I see how it is , well screw you. I’m getting my other other hat. The one I warned you about. and this one is considered a yacht in some towns. “

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roast jokes pilot.

 /by the time I get to the stage it’ll be new competitors . this material was pretty good so figured you might enjoy re The Stand NYC/

Eli is always accusing his competitors of being pedophiles. He needs a new youth-predation van driver and he's willing to build a trust relationship with you about it.

I predict dogs will reject Hutchinsons company and she'll retire from comedy and podcasting having meaningful conversations with a 56k modem. For attention she pads her cameltoe

Katie is someone I would invite to be my condom because she's more form fitting than form filling. That’s a date offer unless you just want to anoint the stage with your fluids here and now.

Corey looks like he's Orlando Jones with pie face. (make earphone breaking news gesture). Oh wait. the next time he eats his wife out , he might have Orlando Jones creampie on his face.

Deep in the south Evan considers steam locomotive whistles an aphrodisiac and humps the nearest living thing. The whole family still hasn't gotten over being pranked by a dominatrix who kept them in kennels and called herself Miss Pavlov.

_____ mother could've been a stripper. She was hired but then she got polio before taking stage the first night. According to the manager polio was the contraindication of stripper poles and too many oreo crumbs still on her face.

 Ian once got catatonically confused attempting triangulation during a bipolar mood swing.

Joel's parents requested used carpets for the baby shower gifts. Only used carpets. Once Joel got the buttscoot down-pat.. potty training was over , they got new scotchguard carpets but that was mainly for his dad's alcoholism. The trails were meant to aid the babysitter.

Luis once thought he was biblical Adam because his dad had a hole in his side from whenst a rib and gauze and hemorrhaging probably did originate.  

Kerryn considers anal sex occupational therapy because with the lack of food in her diet, her body would otherwise forget how to process solid wastes other than her material.

Erik has a granite night stand, he got his tombstone sale price with a Groupon even though he didn’t need it.  Chaplain might want to take notes.  

Freak quilting accident:  Zac Amico.The stuffings on the outside, His trenchcoat was mistaken for an airline tarmac and planes crash at a closer look.  

This is one girl I would expect to have those angel wing tattoos on her back. Isn't she sweet? Erica Spera is most certainly an angel but she should probably get a restock of angel dust. Without some energy in her act, she's going from dead pan to dead from pan handling.

If he failed at comedy , Elon Altman could be a jockey. A horse jockey is just like the parasite he is now but he rides at a faster pace.

//Mikki

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A Turkey Leg , A Turkey Tale and Chris Hardwicks bruised @ sign; A Chuck Tingle Interception piece.

by M Bench. 

Author of the Narcissocracy v2. 

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Chris was a fake game show host. Bruiser was a juvenile mutant turkey with numerous disciplinary problems.  Bruiser would escape the poultry farm fence and seduce the local farmers great danes and ponies. Usually it took two sheriffs to bring him down with the tazer. The odd thing about Bruiser is getting an electrical shock would sexually stimulate parts of him that the ponies didn't.  He was the largest turkey the county had ever produced so they kept him alive. He was a stud turkey to keep houses up. And when I say houses , I mean the chicken hens weren't shy about checking out his interracial cocky game. The farmer was still getting annoyed with the fence repair costs so one day Bruiser was traded for another tom from Yakima.

Bruiser's stomping grounds were on the Baja peninsula and each day the farmer would put a little beer in his fountain to mellow him out for the evening. Not always did that work. Sometimes Bruiser would get drunk and start insulting the Guinea fowl and pigs. The Farmer counted on it; loaded the fountain with a 6pack of high percent microbrew.  Sure enough , Bruiser got trashed  and tumbled off his coup roof into the awaiting travel crate mid rant about the ponies not putting out enough. It was a big crate with big pieces of wood holding the crate together. Thick pieces of wood with tough blocky knots. The type of knot that if you grinded the tree into a baseball bat and somebody was into slamming that bat against their prostate a few times.. It would be a good knot to do  it.

Meanwhile, further north in Hollywood; Chris Hardwick was getting ready to do the newest episode of @Midnight. He got up at 4pm, traveled to nearby Starbucks to get his mocha, walked another three blocks to get his Tuesday palm reading. His psychic had always warned him the ' @ ' sign was really a subtle symbol for a rectum but hadn't ever had a focused image till that moment. A focused image from the evening of a thunderstorm and Bruiser getting tazered into a full turkey gobble of an erection..

The actual sound of Bruiser's gobble didn't really resemble his usual gobble but it was shrill and vibrato with voltage. The psychic cringed; seeing the images of the game show logo and Bruisers butt bruiser. This turkey was 7' 2” x 9”. Hardwick left the shop having been warned to check his coolant levels in his car. Chris walked back to his car at the Starbucks and proceeded to get onto the highway ramp and merged in to the lane like a fierce pornstar into an overgrown pube jungle.

Three miles ahead, a merger in the opposite direction lanes didn't go as planned. . A brief lapse of attention caused a Daiwoo driver to skid across three lanes to avoid rearending a Cadillac while the Cadillac itself was avoiding a sick man fallen out his car to concentrate on drunk vomiting in front of the lane merge. The turkey transport was not far away. A chain reaction pileup resulted from avoidance of the original cars avoiding the drunk man kneeling on the road lane dashes and his own filth. Traffic was at a standstill in both directions. The Daiwoo jumped the divider and headon collisiond a BMW. Chris Hardwick was witness to it. As traffic was parked, Bruiser saw his chance to bone the drunk man as he was being questioned by bystanders. A 7'2” turkey wondered up behind the crowd. Dropped the mans pants and started plowing him. At least 70% of the crowd already knew the accident was alcohol related but many questioned if drunkness also happened as second hand experience. A large turkey was raping the drunk driver who lost track of his sitting-ness in his car and even he didn't know if it was real. Bruiser finished and wiped off in the guys hair. He looked around and people started running away while tightening their belts into corsets.

Chris Hardwick wasn't so lucky. While giving statements to the police, Bruiser noticed Hardwick was only in lightweight shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. A Hawaiian shirt that appeared at a distance to be promoting a grain of some sort. Millet ? Maybe it was Quinoa? Nope , palm trees with small coconuts. The strength of a turkey's legs; tremendous. For Hardwick to be depantsed so fast could only otherwise be done by a prankshow and an angry tow truck driver. Bruiser thought Chris's buttcheek was kinda nice so he pecked his taint as a compliment . It was a compliment equivalent to an episiotomy. Seeing the resultant blood drip without a suitable background in coagulation and sapien anatomy, Bruiser decided Chris was in heat and started stuffing Hardwicks 'at sign” with his third turkey leg. Hardwick was initially pleased with the spin on the police exploitation until he realized Bruiser was no cop. He wasn't even a mammal. Thinking fast , Hardwick managed to turn over and offer the turkey a handjob with silly crude motions . Bruiser didn't stop. He wanted to froth Chris's starfish cupcake.  The one thing Bruiser didn't count on was Hardwick's Simba the LionKing Roar. Roar he did. Bruiser started laughing , Then Chris put up his arms and the suns evening shadow cast a much taller omen on the naughty mutant fowler.

The police had drawn their weapons. One of them knew the story of the transport and didn't want to kill Bruiser either. So he tazered him. . Suddenly Chris's eyes bulged with a white milky goop coming out his tear ducts. Apparently the voltage had triggered Bruiser to go off. A 7'2” Turkey had just pounded Chris Hardwick and shifted its stuffing with a force that would counteract peristalsis and coat his nose hairs with Turkey jism. It was another wild day in Los angeles traffic.

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Inthestyle of ‘Better Call Saul’ AMC. Onesy. Jimmy Defends Michael Myers

Jimmy:  Your honor , My client is charged with stabbing upwards of 40 people on the October evening in question. ( conferences : It was 49? okay, if its 51 , I have to say upwards of  50 or its perjury)(Client nods)

Your honor, upwards of 40 people . Due to career limitations he only has one pair of clothes for the rest of his ; um haunting legacy or longevity as the case may be.  He requests that be considered a motivating feature of his accusers.  Um. Ageism, Sir. 

 Judge: Thank you, Attorney McGill. Mr Myers do you understand the charges brought upon you and how do you plead?

Jimmy: He pleads guilty your honor . My client has deemed it necessary to explain his motivations were in only the best intentions for social betterment. 

Judge: Really?  There are 49 dead people with each upwards of 7 holes in them and another 4 nearly dead in the hospital.  Knife sized holes approximately .. no, Exactly fitting! the knife described in Michael Myers possession that evening.  Was he cutting out an embolism in them?  Does your client have special powers of x ray and MRI vision that he can evaluate medical conditions ? I have a knee arthroscopy this weekend ; Would I feel confident your client could deliver on a sturdy judges knee joint?  So far, I’m skeptical. 

 (Jimmy and Michael knodding in laughter and then tidy up)

Jimmy: Your honor I have bingo to run at 4:15pm so I will not take any more time than necessary to protect the best options of my client.  He does not want to be known as a misogynist despite some of his victims being female. 

Judge:  All your clients ‘ victims were female. ( judge picks up phone “ yeh , there’s more bodies”. ,puts down phone. )   Myers is holding pen like a knife and starts jabbing ‘16 more “ into the desk. . the bailiffs are blocked by Jimmy:

Jimmy: Your honor , my client admits to 16 more murders. Obviously you will find some males to quantify our earlier statements.. And.. My client would like to be known as sadistically driven only.

Judge : On the presumption Mr Myers doesn’t take me for an moron, why would a 100% kill rate of female only victims not be misogynist ?

Jimmy: Sir , Their high heels make them easy prey. We mentioned earlier that My client only has one pair of clothes. In his geriatric state , even undead persons arthritis damage. ( whispers from MM) , Sir , my client wants to report 16 dead people and not that he admits fault for them. ( more whispers )two were self defense.

Judge . I will take that into account for mitigations. Is that the only reason that your client avoids the misogyny label?

Jimmy  No Your Honor. My client had not pursued a relationship or had been in a relationship with any of the victims so it was not jealousy driven.  I will also note the undead are not swift on defense strategy. 

(more whispers)

Jimmy : My client apologizes for that  He would rather acknowledge the gap in strategy than incur contempt charges.  

Judge : ( both judge and Jimmy applaud Myers). Good save Mr Myers. .  For the matter the undead are undead then a new precedent must be made.  Its simple logic A=A. Capitol Punishment is for the living and in seven sequels they have yet to kill you.  I will Sentence you to be gated into Capitol Hill In Washington Dc and thin the pork. Thats my only request.” 

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The Fierce

The Fierce: Literary valuation of depression

 She hated her self much and closed the keepsake box thattrapped closure inside.I am unable to tell a secret whose details make no greatervalue to the story. The holes in her neck are greater importance; three on each side.An indication of the feeder spines on her and welcomed for some time.

The form of the feeding predator is unlike the sapien form. Its limbs have grapples and its central ‘torso’ senses dread as keenly as a shark seeks blood.  It needs no eyes for a victims self hatred is already provided. To glimpse on the same would bring no further satisfying ambivalence. And so from the most certain mortal portion , to slice the carotid is not nearly so tasty as the gash of the wounded heart in emotion spheres own body representation. The heart of this ,It beats backwards or forwards or not at all. Everyone has a signature pattern. When its signed backwards, Fierce knows. No other signature gives away a corrosively humiliated scent for Fierce to find its food. Depending how downtrodden miss sleeps or  awake is how dread burns through the ‘skin’ and drains onto the floor. No certain end to this well. I don’t need to tell you what color dread bleeds as but lets say that its white. White as sheets.

 And so Fierce feeds. Days , months, years. The person avoids recognizing self value. And so Fierce comes in to clamp down on these open wounds. The wrists have a different flavor. They serve warmth. No good dreading person should have a temperature worth calling warm in their body. Only a cold heart is most destructive to other people; other meals.  They all learn their name is “ Apathy”. Finding time to dine together is easy, they all sit on the table and let Fierce trim good feelings they experienced from walking outside; putting on a phase of optimism and hope. Every one of hope’s visits necessitates slashing a bigger hole in the side to drain out  even the fractions of gladness. Kidney thieves are only puppeted organ swipers with a coincidental preference for that location.

Perhaps the leg could be ripped open and embers of fun begin screaming and yelling before consumed: How feelings exposed to the open air know instantly danger exists.

Gravity is a  physics law on this plain only for drama. It can be temporary. There’s more to appreciate order’s existence than about taciturn commonality to the living breath in this usual world.  From every wound made with a stab named “Doubt” dread must flow. I did not say knife. I said doubt, and doubt’s edge has a smooth edge only for its withdraw for an immediate second plunge. To the back, to the front, to the head. Wherever.   Emptiness helps Apathy the toddler grow up to be convinced of whom they are. Fierce comes in daily to assure they are uncared for.  Apathy pleasantly obliges and stops caring as well.  The human form is too comforting to dread to enjoy easy accomplishments. Apathy must learn to play alone.

 This little piggy went to school. And this little piggy went to market. Apathy playing with her toes. Oops. This little piggy broke its neck and couldn’t squeal much , so that toe was placed on the side till enough dread had bled out. The toenail could be used as caligraphy pen edge to write “ Hatred of me is how I love myself” .

 Its satisfying for the ego to feel accomplished in all ways. The human ego provides motivation. Its like an infant. When most content it sucks its thumb. Fierce nurtures Apathy like this. Everyday , a tray of an empty glass and discarded cookie wrappers.Understand please that this room is not hosting the unlife of the dysmorphic or the eating disordered. No, .. The empty cookie wrappers is what I mean for reasons of the finest pleasure of taste. Taste alone. For your understanding, lets say tomorrow will be an empty burger carton and the next day is a moldy and burnt taco shell that only smells of its long abandoned salad’ish ingredients. In the playroom Apathy is fed emptiness. The glass can only ever be served quarter full at most; curdled milk or flat soda.  Seltzer and spit on major holidays. Sometimes Apathy first has to quarter fill the glass with spit just to drink its shadow. It’s the shadow that really pangs the thirst. Apathy is not allowed to break the glass for then she could not drink any shadow. Drinking as a feeling is about as only feeling can be dealt.  To feel the only power allowed, to consume as the Fierce does and as Apathy does.

 “ Oh Fierce, you have brought me my empty glass again.” The glass clatters against the table top. Today it was not clean so it cast a well seen shadow. Apathy balanced the quite unstable shadow in her hand and begin drinking. “ This should be worse, I am beginning to enjoy this flavor”. Fierce responds. “ you are tasting your fingers instead, you should add a bandage so your thumb does not fall off completely”. “ I am bandaged well enough , I plan to sleep in the corner and suck on my thumb until I get thirsty for dread again:. Well, after I feed you. Of course. I shall call you in when ready.”   “ Good. I expect more from you today”.  The Fierce is not a sadist and abuse in the sense as humans deal it out is not to defame the Fierce either. The Fierce is invited to feed and consensual cohabitation is made as a condition of right to feel self hating by the guest/host. “ I am ready”. 2 hours pass. “I will need another glass , I swear it must be water for I have drank a liter from my own thumb and cannot last”. “ You will get an empty glass and you will fill it with your own water as you know you should”. “ Yes , you are correct, I was not thinking correctly. I have lost so much blood trying to be a good girl”. “ The medics will not understand why your thumb is off. Don’t tell them either.” “ Yes. I’d .. Can you hand me that empty glass.”. Today you get an empty cask so you have plenty of shadow to drink” . “ Very well , There is so much to drink.. like 4 times the amount of what it looks to be”. “ Yes , that is how it is”” There is so much to drink , enough to casket for another day” . “ Do learn ,Apathy, that to be grown up you must let this shadow be bigger than your own wants so you can see nothing else.   by Michael Bench