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I’m the most fuckable person in this jigsaw trap

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The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that you’re writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.

Take money, for example. You can’t just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like ‘silver coins,’ but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

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Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

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Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

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scorpio rising moodboard

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someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

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Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday

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everyone under the age of 18 is a minor and should not interact with my blog. anyone over the age of 16 is cringe, and should not interact with my blog. no one should interact with my blog at day or at night, neither inside a house nor outside a house, and by neither man nor beast

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sometimes you can pick up a cat and hold it and it may make noises at you

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is it my blood curse that's putting you off or just my personality be honest

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