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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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“ Carl: I think I know which one. I’ll tell you when you stop. Now see if there’s a control up there that will open the gate.

Donut: I ALREADY OPENED IT BY ACCIDENT AND MORE GHOULS STARTED WALKING OUT. I DIDN’T TELL YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET MAD.”

-The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook pg 253

PRINCESS DONUT I LOVE YOU. NO ONE SHOULD EVER BE MAD AT YOU. 10,0000 MILLION PETS FOR YOU AND UNLIMITED FISH

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System AI tweet compilation:

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i finally decide to draw some dcc fanart, and i draw this,

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Donut

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Carl: It was a calculated risk but boy I am bad at math

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This is for my birds and all other pets that look hilarious when facing straight forward.

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GOOD BOY, MONGO! ✨ fanart based on Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman

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Mordecai: Congratulations. You three have officially won bronze, gold, AND silver in the moron Olympics.

Carl: …

Katia: …

Donut: Who won gold?

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Despite what she says about Beatrice being her person and loving her better than Carl, it is so beyond clear in all the pre-dungeon snippets that Donut always loved Carl best and knew he loved her best too. Who was she always sitting with? Whose neck did she always sleep on? What big dumbass did she allow to train her to jump up on his shoulder?

I’m crying about these two again you don’t understand they just love each other so much 😭