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“are u okay?” no i need more money

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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110% tax on all income over $200k

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everytime something has a mostly female cast theres a million people who are like Ok but what if there are boys 😊 because i like boys 🩷 and it makes me sad when there arent any 😢 and we need to start treating this as plainly misogynistic because it is

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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

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My sister rescued one of those meme Kermit plushies from a thrift shop yesterday…the poor thing is pale/faded

Today I woke up to a text from her containing nothing but this

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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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everyone. get hairier NOW

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