i am :: she/her :: old enough to drink :: 🔞occasionally nsfw (i keep it tastefully artistic and/or playfully ribald here tho, no str8 up porn, we arent animals here)🔞 :: pick-n-pull mystic :: PV poser :: hop drink consumer :: maybe not a fagdyke but definitely a faggy dyke :: Selectric II Jockey 2k22 :: mechanical clicks/concrete crumbs in steel toe soles/love for petrichor :: huffing Tap Magic, Loctite, and kerosene fumes to stay sane :: rice score 15 but still blogging on tumblr because i have psychological problems.
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We can put them back together....we have the technology...
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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only answering 34 (who was your last dream avout)
coincidentally it was @balaclava-trismegistus fighting off, like, a matrix agent smith swarmhorde of cartoon Evil Guys. It was in 2D. The Evil Guys all had striped prison jumpsuits and twirlable mustaches and seemed to be into petty crime, which is cool, so i don't know why danzo was fight them, surf a wave of them via punches and kicks, etc. They were moving as one amalgamation. Forming tentacles and shit, Maybe the evil guys hated the telnyashka swag or something.
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"dima, what are you doing to prepare?"
"i'm kissing turbofiend a lot to let him know i care about him"
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37. easier to forgive or forget?
easier to forgive. or something approximating it. it's hard to forget a wrong ime
26. what are you craving right now
That goddamned moo shu. Also you. But that's neither here nor there.
6. how do you want to die
quick n gruesome. i want em to need a shovel and a strainer so they cant bury me in a suit
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hiii for the ask game 42 52 62
42. favorite color
green because black doesnt count
52. do you believe everything happens for a reason
somewhat. i think most things have thematic synchronicity across one's life but i dont want to ascribe agency to the universe at large
62. what makes you happy
earthly pleasures. good food good music
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10. when was your last physical fight
recreationally? a week or 2 ago. in anger? i forget
16. how are you feeling at the moment
greasy and nonplussed .
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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it's lapped and tight but the part keeps running out like .0009 on a .001 tolerance between bore and OD and throwing like half the parts out wrong. fuck this
Fuck all guide bushings.
u got stuck in the guide bushing breh? u got scratch on the part? and u blame the bushing. now lap that little slut
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i'm going to keep sharing this, annoyingly if i must i'm sorry. my living situation is slowly and slowly deteriorating and i'm not going to be able to ever move out as long as i have this medical debt on my shoulders. i'm going to continue asking for help. i have started working again, i take commissions when i can and i just can't get ahead. anything helps, shares help. thank you.
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venmo: @radioaky
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