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girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck

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found a subreddit where people share their tiny fruits

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you know who it is

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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

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bill gates stop lying about global poverty you little bitch. why can’t we go back to hating him for being a monopolist before he had good PR

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guys look at my desktop im fucking obsessed

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transparent tomatocat. dice it up

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Here's Shrimp, my new Coral baby! They came with Fizz and they are so adroable! Anyways I hope ya'll like Shrimp's lil photoshoot! ❤🧡💛💚💙

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kaebedo nation come get yall juice

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I saw this:

And I cried tears of joy

THEY REALLY ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS! 💕💖💕💖💕

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So after the scene with these two, we all agree that razor x bennett is canon now? Yes? Great!

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Made a little comic about Bennett and Razor. I think they would be really good friends so yeah 😅

This is my first comic I ever made. I hope you like it 🙌

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Hu Tao ✩ Scared Yet?

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zhongli: everywhere I go, I see his face