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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

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found a person from 1689 using tumblr

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

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"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

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you ever see a fun interaction between two people who are mutuals and think damn i wish i could be their third

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ahhh but you see, minority group, isnt it interesting that there were so many fewer of you back before there was any popular resistance against our complete suppression of your way of life? im so so smart but when i asked for a diploma from yale they said they had just run out of them forever :/

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they invented a new low just for me

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻