benpaddon
benpaddon
Ben Paddon
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British writer, comedian and internet person. Out on her Fanny, The Game of Rassilon, Jump Leads, and more.  Non-binary, they/them.
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benpaddon · 2 days ago
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Megaton Girl - Leap of Faith
A test scene for the Megaton Girl animated comic! Check it out and share it with your friends!
It feels so good to finally get this out. Happy #IndieAnimationDay !
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benpaddon · 4 days ago
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No promises, but if all goes well Jump Leads season 2 could be on track for an August bow.
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benpaddon · 5 days ago
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OFFICIAL SEASON ONE RELEASE SCHEDULE!
It's here! The release schedule for Season One of The Holmwood Foundation has arrived!
Rolling from June into August, we will be releasing our 45-minute long episodes bi-weekly, with a livestream in the middle of each release block featuring listen-alongs, live drawing, interviews and more!
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Please find important dates below!
Episode 02 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 9th June Episode 02 General Release - Tuesday 10th June Episode 02 Listen-along Livestream - Wednesday 11th June Livestream - Tuesday 17th June Episode 03 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 23rd June Episode 03 General Release - Tuesday 24th June Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 1st July Episode 04 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 7th July Episode 04 General Release - Tuesday 8th July Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 15th July Episode 05 Patreon/Kickstarter Release- Monday 21st July Episode 05 General Release - Tuesday 22nd July Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 29th July Episode 06 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 4th August Episode 06 General Release - Tuesday 5th August Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 12th August Episode 07 Patreon/Kickstarter Release- Monday 18th August Episode 07 General Release - Tuesday 19th August Listen-along/Finale Livestream - Wednesday 20th August
Our Kickstarter backers and Patreon members will receive episodes a day before public release. Remember: if you supported us on Kickstarter, you automatically have access to 6 months free on our Patreon!
As always, if you have any questions, comments or concerns, please feel free to message any of our social medias, or email us directly at [email protected]
Catch up with episode one, plus our bonus 1.5 minisode, on our Acast, or anywhere you get your podcasts!
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benpaddon · 7 days ago
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Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.
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benpaddon · 7 days ago
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Italian Nirvana
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benpaddon · 9 days ago
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this is a less than ideal writing environment
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benpaddon · 10 days ago
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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benpaddon · 10 days ago
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the knight's tour
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benpaddon · 10 days ago
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Tumblr is a weird place, because there's absolutely no need to make "if you say so" a tag. That's commentary that could've been added to the post as text when that person reblogged it.
But someone having tagged it like this, followed by someone else reblogging the post with the tag as a screenshot, is infinitely funnier than just adding the text to the post would've been.
I love shit like this.
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benpaddon · 12 days ago
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Catholic fans can you explain to me how the pope regenerates and if I need to start at St Peter or if I can just watch the new season please
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benpaddon · 13 days ago
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Hello! We wanted to say a huge thank you for everyone's patience waiting for season 2. For those who don't know, we paused production last month following the sad passing of @benpaddon's sister, Teri.
Production will be spinning up again in June, and we should hopefully be able to make some announcements around that time - including (hopefully!) a potential launch date.
We really appreciate everyone bearing with us. 🩵
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benpaddon · 14 days ago
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every companion has that “this person has issues I’m not prepared to unpack” moment with the Doctor eventually, but nothing will ever be funnier than Romana (an actually competent time lord) installing an outlet in the TARDIS console under the assumption that he’ll simply use it without remark as any normal pilot would, instead of, you know, this.
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this is within the first minute of meeting him
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benpaddon · 15 days ago
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benpaddon · 16 days ago
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I once heard a quote by a dude named Alan Watts that went “A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So, he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusions” and now when I get trapped in an anxiety spiral that likes to pop in too
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benpaddon · 16 days ago
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Astrology doesn't seem to work.
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benpaddon · 17 days ago
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If i had an evil doppelganger i would simply invite it to come live with me. if i can get a wfh job so can it, i'll even let it borrow my resume. Cut our housing costs in half. Double our odds of getting chores done because we each know the other is Watching And Judging if we don't do the thing we said we were gonna do. Way easier to make the bed. Write twice as fast by trading off outlining and drafting. Sure i'd occasionally lose some sleep from holding my bedroom door shut at 3 a.m. while it tries to force its way in to murder me, but what roommate is perfect
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benpaddon · 17 days ago
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