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a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

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*mafia don* ive got this whole freakin' city under my thumb. i can have any two men kissing each other in under 15 minutes

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Hint

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Little Twerp getting Got (dramatization).

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my very small yet ongoing collection of anime guys eating things they arent supposed to eat in total silence

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thats awesome, the prophecy foretold it too

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[x]

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can i bite you really hard please

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I forgot I had wips of this dumbass look at him

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baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

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cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

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another day in god’s humiliation ritual

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The demon greatblade has just carved through Florida

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please just read the whole thing

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last night i woke up at like 3 am after dreaming of a cartoon villainess who was a 3 inch tall evil sorceress and frantically wrote her name down in my notes app terrified i wouldn’t remember what it was

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muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll