Hey I’m Lizzard. 27, bi, anti-zionist Jew, and professional babygirlifier of old men. One time I had a top score on the Webkinz Arcade, so I guess you could call me an elite gamer
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"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.
six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.
point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but it won't build you the the muscles.
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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother
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Darwin Snake-necked Turtle (Chelodina kurrichalpongo), family Chelidae, Kakadu National Park, NT, USA
Endemic to the Northern Territory.
photographs by Brother-Nature
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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this bot that just followed me is making me absolutely fucking lose it
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one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game
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