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Just two guys fondling their ties or whatever.

yes it took forever but only because my ps crashed and broke the file and I had to basically start over and I couldn't stand to look at it. But hey the song I used is cool as is the rest of my super cool hoffstrahm playlist, you should check it out.

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Dramatically cutting my hair not in a mental breakdown way but in a "heaven is full of horses with short manes and tails" way

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jpeg accent + flecks of foil effect = Good fucking lord

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me and my dog or whatever

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Who made this

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I wish Odo was chewable. I want to grab him from my screen and eat him like a gummy bear. I think if I took a bite out of him he’d be like jelly on the inside. Quark escapes Odo by biting his hand off. He will and must taste like cola. Or Orange. Will he change his name to constable gummy bear, Godo Bodo if I try hard enough? Chomp

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My rotten soldiers!! <3

Singles are down below :P

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I feel like this is a good time to show off my putty aka my Mini Odo

Quark sending Odo asmr slime videos with the caption "me when you finish your shift ;]]💦" Send post

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i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long

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amufun Kyouryu-Jidai BC ❤️💛💚💙

ankylosaurus / apatosaurus / pteranodon / stegosaurus / parasaurolophus / tyrannosaurus

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SPEAKING of Lizard Cardassians:

different animals I think Cardassian’s would visually take after…

Garak - American alligator

Short, stocky but built powerful. Deceivingly strong, deceivingly dangerous. Thick neck and long muscular thick tail. Broad back with large ancient beast armor scales drown spine. A terrifyingly polite permanent smile filled with sharp teeth. Stealthy hunter makes a careful agent.

Dukat - black mamba

Long, tall, elegant, venomous mouth full of lies. Smooth scaled, large eyes for small prey. A dangerous smile that reminds you why you don’t trust him. Long tail that gleams under light. He looks like he is daring you to get too close.

Damar -Komodo dragon

Tall, muscular, powerful, built to fuck up something far bigger than him. Like Garak he has more ancient looking scales, like something that swam millions of years ago. Menacing stare and aura, BIG clawed hands/feet. Intimidating stature and mysterious expression. Mouth full of serrated teeth. Gives off, do not approach.

Plz, tell me yours! Or show me yours!

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finally realized who Q reminds me of

+ the pains of couple costumes

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basically everyone who initially made the ferengi: yeah we dropped the ball they're really lame probably the worst aliens we've ever made

my dumb ass:

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Commission for @codenameregnar - nsfw version on ao3

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.​.​.​BECAUSE I’M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR – Machine Girl (x)