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what reading some modern adaptations of the iliad feels like

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i love this terracotta lekythos red-figure bird so much i drew fanart of it

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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whenever you think tumblrinas have run out of weird doe eyed guys from the 60s & 70s they find another one

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masha three sisters speaks to me. i like a sad quiet woman who needs a divorce

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"Can I have hobbies?" I asked university degree. "Fuck you," said my university degree, who was actually the Fuck You Guy.

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*Sees an olive tree*

My autistic ass: “HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN ODYSSEY REFERENCE!?!?!!

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marcus aurelius honey i'm so sorry they did this to you i know all you wanted was to think about dying and make out with your tutor

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is he... you know... *performs a complex hand gesture you somehow read as symbolizing postmodernism* ?

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i firmly believe most versions of Mercutio would love Chappell roan

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guy on the radio just affectionately described chopin as having hands like butter

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*walks up to you smoking* heyyyy d'you possibly have a spare crayon i could get???

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

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I am genuinely not advocating for a return to queerbait tv, I was vocally against it the whole time it was happening that was like my whole shtick for a while but it is kind of wild that when gay people weren’t allowed on tv, gay characters (who weren’t allowed to be gay) would be drinking poison for each other and killing bad guys for each other romantically and offering to go to prison in each other’s place and now that we are allowed to have gay people on tv…gay people will just be having a healthy conversation and going going on a date like normal people. Get OUT of my face with that

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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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guys that only read self help books are so cringe. like bro all books are self help books the characters make the mistakes so you dont have to. After reading oediupus rex i knew to not do that

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it's saturday

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