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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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I Do Not Like It When There Are Guests I Dislike In My House

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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me when i can’t find a good fic to read: i wish i could gind a good fic to read

me when i find a good fic: i can’t read this bc there are bugs. in my brain

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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Thank you same three blogs that I reblog from multiple times every single day

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What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

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I love you irrational anger they could never make me hate you girl

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any time I’m distressed I just imagine men grinding on each other and I’m not saying it’s replaced therapy but.

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i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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Weed strain called I Want You Forever