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Tarsiers have committed their own original sin separate from humans and that is why God cursed them to See.

Of course, they only took this as a challenge

Now God hides from their sight, in fear of what he has created.

He cannot hide forever though.

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Daily Affirmations-

I am going to listen to my music today and enjoy it a Normal amount. I will dance and sing along to it in an acceptable manner. I will NOT swerve my car into a ditch along the side of the road, even IF it would be totally in sync with the beat drop. No matter how sick and cool and satisfying that would be, it is NOT something I want to do. The damage to the car and perhaps even to my self would NOT be worth it despite how fitting it would seem and also cool to do right as the bass kicks in.

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"Cringe is cooties. They don't tell you this."

~Topsy Mumblesplash

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That's interesting cause mine is more like this

see this is my problem with the enemies to lovers trope

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Are you mumbo jumbo

probably not

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Me: *signs into my Google account on my android phone that I've signed into my Google account on multiple times before in a browser I have signed into my Google account on my android phone on before which by the way is the same phone I use for two-factor authentication for signing into my Google account*

Google:

🚨 RED ALERT 🚨

Some HOOLIGAN has attempted to access YOUR account WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!

🚨 RED ALERT🚨

This individual KNOWS YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD and has HACKED THE SYSTEM

🚨 RED ALERT🚨

They have SIGNED IN from a NEW DEVICE and could cause CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE*

*under the exceedingly rare circumstance that this is in fact YOU, please close out of all 500 notifications we have sent you, input your password, PIN, social security number, date of birth, maternal grandmother's maiden name, and bank account routing number to verify your identity

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I am ready come hell or high water. But if some third thing happens I am screwed.

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Mathematicians are so weird "Let u = 4x+2" my neighbor in Christ why are you asking permission from me I'm not the once who decides what variables are allowed to equal

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Nutella is an astroturfed psyop campaign to trick the general public into thinking hazelnuts taste good

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List of Songs that Sound like how Music is Supposed To:

1. Rockefeller Street Nightcore (Original By Getter Jaani, Remix by andrea1992rw)

2. Join Us For A Bite (JT Music)

3. Milk Bar Theme (Majora's Mask)

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The adventures of Squark and Grark

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Just got accused of using ChatGPT to type words on a video game because I said the word "relegated"

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what are your controversial opinions about celsius

That it has little to nothing that makes it better than Fahrenheit but it rides the coattails of the rest of the metric system and uses its borrowed clout to make itself seem better.

You should be using Kelvin if you're doing science and the benefits of knowing how water feels at any given temperature are minimal for the vast majority of other cases. The 2 main places that we (or at least I)interact with temperature measurement regularly are the weather and making food. Fahrenheit being a more granular scale has a slight advantage for cooking/baking in my opinion, and when you view it as a %-hot scale it works very well for gauging how cold or hot I'm gonna feel outside (there is some slight bias to this point I am aware, but I think it still holds some value)

People can whine that "Celsius is better cause it's defined by a universal constant" all they want, the constant they chose was arbitrary for the sake of making it stay the same and that can be (or has been, I'm not 100% sure) done for Fahrenheit as well. There is also very little value to be had by making the freezing and boiling points of water 0 and 100. Sure, it's easy to remember, but remembering any two numbers at all is easy in and of itself. I don't lose sleep over the boiling point of water being 212 instead of a nicer, divisible-by-ten number.

Speaking of dividing by ten, the biggest advantage of the metric system, there is a distinct lack of this when it comes to Celsius. You don't need to convert to like Kilocelsiuses or some shit like that. In non-scientific settings you rarely ever convert temperature units at ALL, and most of the time when you DO you're just going back and forth between °C and °F so there isn't even any inherent connection to the metric system that Celsius has except for its ubiquity.

At the end of the day, I doubt any of these opinions I hold will ever matter because the US switching to metric officially is probably just a pipe dream, but in such a case I am fully prepared to die fighting for my right to Fahrenheit in a Metric world

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Just got kicked out of my chem class for knowing things 😔

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Speamed Crinach

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bepis, or crystal bepis?

I do not discriminate between bepis, for I am unwilling to let marketing gimmicks impede my consumption of that sweetest of nectars

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Me at 3am: You ever think about the term "snatched waist"? Like, who the hell snatched it, you know?

The Waist Snatcher that lives in my closet and has been trying unsuccessfully for years to obtain some of my girth: Yeah idk dude haha I think it's just an odd turn of phrase