This is a 18+ blog! do not follow me if you're a kid! Cass or Berd (they/them). 20+ years in the woods and not intending on going anywhere. Mix of fandom, cats, pretty art and incomprehensible shitposts. Writing (and irl) partner is @thinkblotted. Stay chill. \ -w- /
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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#childhood teddy bear named Wookie#ive always imagined him as a sweet but kinda stern lil guy#runs the ship y'know
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when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.
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in honour of actually working on this fucking fic, here are some of the first iterative pieces of art for The Craving, my and @thinkblotted's psychological horror Steddie au. It's currently being worked on behind the scenes, and the plot has shifted enough that these no longer match the actual story, but they were important for developing the tone and visuals of the au into what it is now. Enjoy the spooky art :>
#berd scribbles#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#chrissy cunningham#sorta you can see her chin in the first piece#my art's developed a lot in the past year looking back on these is very weird lmao#if I had to give a elevator pitch of this story its this#Eddie is a supernaturally cursed monster compelled to eat human flesh and somehow Steve is having a Worse Time than him.#not sure when the fic itself will be out but for now I'm gonna post the art I do for it#just for fun y'know
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
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So this is from an au which @thinkblotted and I will never finish, but it has good vibes and I'm proud of it. Be free my sweet children.
#berd scribbles#stranger things#steddie#steddie au#steddie fanart#steve harrington#eddie munson#the vibes are so good but the story DID NOT work lmao#if you're curious it was based off of a Kas!Eddie and a Steve unaware of his magical heritage (Being a Swan Maiden)#fun but not exactly feasible as a whole narrative the way it was going#I think I'm most proud of the background in this one
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the inflection is exactly the same. I have been thinking about this for an hour. was this on purpose or is this just how people are naturally compelled to say these words in this order (via @biderverse on X/Twitter)
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every time I hear about Twilight and the mormonism in those things, I make another indigenous/poc vampire
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